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I read that the campaigns have spent $2B on the campaign, with of course the focus on the swing states, and then the swing voters in the swing states. As a low information voter who has maintained an uncluttered perspective on the issues, I am hearby announcing that I'd like a piece of that $2B pie and am selling my vote to the highest bidder. This is a much more efficient approach than having Mike Huckabee call me three times over the weekend. We can all get back to fishing and watching college football this way.

Full dress uniform. Video of transaction. Place on YouTubeMillions of hits. Fame!

Unless you live in Ohio, no one gives a shit.

nafod wrote:I read that the campaigns have spent $2B on the campaign, with of course the focus on the swing states, and then the swing voters in the swing states. As a low information voter who has maintained an uncluttered perspective on the issues, I am hearby announcing that I'd like a piece of that $2B pie and am selling my vote to the highest bidder. This is a much more efficient approach than having Mike Huckabee call me three times over the weekend. We can all get back to fishing and watching college football this way.

Actually a great plan. Let the odds makers take the bets and run the show.

nafod wrote:I read that the campaigns have spent $2B on the campaign, with of course the focus on the swing states, and then the swing voters in the swing states. As a low information voter who has maintained an uncluttered perspective on the issues, I am hearby announcing that I'd like a piece of that $2B pie and am selling my vote to the highest bidder. This is a much more efficient approach than having Mike Huckabee call me three times over the weekend. We can all get back to fishing and watching college football this way.

Be more specific.

Are you looking to sell your vote for one election or the rest of your life?
If you're looking to sell it for longer move to Cook County.

Atta boy, nafod!

They must care about Virginia too, the republicans called my mother 13 times on Saturday.
She was a little annoyed.