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Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:49 am
by Protobuilder
It was close but you have reclaimed the crazy title from the Chinese, Israelis and Russians.
Old lady goes off around 1:11.
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Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:32 am
by milosz
Fuck retailers who encourage this kind of behavior.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:44 am
by Protobuilder
Indeed! You see towels for $1.28 and you have no option other than to start beating other people.
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Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:55 am
by Thud
That's what they get for not voting for Obama, lest wise they'd be getting all that shit for freeee in the mail.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:27 am
by Batboy2/75
Didn't your countrymen recently go on a week long rampage where entire neighborhoods were burned to the ground and looted?
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:28 am
by baffled
Did milo really blame retailers?
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:37 am
by Protobuilder
baffled wrote:Did milo really blame retailers?
If there were no stores, this wouldn't have happened.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:56 pm
by Gene
Thud wrote:That's what they get for not voting for Obama, lest wise they'd be getting all that shit for freeee in the mail.
You're behind the times, Thud. People down on their luck and the Moochers get an "Access Card" at the Welfare Office. The little fucker gets "refilled" monthly without going to the mailbox. Same with the minutes on their Obama phones. Their Medicaid is paid electronically.
Even the Post Office is into this new gig - they get subsidies electronically from Congress.
Why work when free shit electronically lands right into your wallet?
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:05 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
Terry B. wrote:baffled wrote:Did milo really blame retailers?
If there were no stores, this wouldn't have happened.

Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:17 pm
by Thud
Gene, it's a small price to pay to keep these folks on drugs and in prisons, lest they get edumacated and steal our jobs, homes and wimmenz.
But I don't care, since the election I can't count all the free shit that's been coming thru the mail.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:06 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
You see crazy. I see America's diverse peoples working together with one of our great retail success stories to stimulate the economy. It didn't look like gramma was biting that guy to me; I think he was hand feeding her a chocolate to keep her energy up because it may have been minutes since her last meal. It was a beautiful holiday moment.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:24 pm
by nafod
I wish I could have sprayed them with a fire hose. Like an episode of wipeout.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:32 pm
by JonnyCat
WTH?
Society continues to spiral down the crapper.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:48 pm
by odin
what is this black friday bollocks I keep getting my inbox spammed with? Never heard of it before.
If it's a long established tradition integral to your national identity then my apologies for describing it as bollocks. The vid above suggests I'm on the money though.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:43 pm
by Gene
Thud wrote:Gene, it's a small price to pay to keep these folks on drugs and in prisons, lest they get edumacated and steal our jobs, homes and wimmenz.
But I don't care, since the election I can't count all the free shit that's been coming thru the mail.
What the fuck are you talking about, Turd?
Your post is as bad as these two by George Soros supported operations..... Open Society and Tides Foundation.
The Rising American Electorate Has Risen
The rising American electorate—or RAE—is a term coined by political strategists to describe the emerging political majority of African American, Asian American, Latino, Native American, and single women and young voters of all races. The RAE proved once again, as in 2008, to provide the winning political calculus. Woe to the candidates, interest groups, and political parties that fail to wake up to this reality.
There will likely be no racial plurality by 2042, and white voters continue to decrease in voter share. Exit polling showed that 72 percent of voters were white, a figure likely to drop below 70 percent by the 2016 presidential election.
http://www.opensocietyfoundations.org/v ... phy-stupid
This new majority ethos calls for the emergence and adoption of an intersectional consciousness in which every resident of this country accepts, honors, and protects their role and responsibility in the creation of an American future in which everyone’s dreams matter.
http://momentum.tides.org/the-new-major ... -narrative
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:09 pm
by snatch grip
A well timed drone strike wouldn't have been a tragedy IMO.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:31 pm
by The Cunning Stunt
Just throw a grenade in it.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:14 pm
by Thud
Gene, I don't know what evolving voter demographics has to do with this, nor why you find its study so offensive; but calling me T

rd was really hitting below the belt.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:14 pm
by Crust Bucket
nafod wrote:I wish I could have sprayed them with a fire hose. Like an episode of wipeout.
Feel better Naffy...

Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:38 pm
by milosz
baffled wrote:Did milo really blame retailers?
Yes. Multi-billion dollar corporations know
exactly what's going to happen when they invite feeding frenzies like this from the lowest-common denominator.
Re: Congrats, America.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:39 pm
by baffled
milosz wrote:baffled wrote:Did milo really blame retailers?
Yes. Multi-billion dollar corporations know
exactly what's going to happen when they invite feeding frenzies like this from the lowest-common denominator.
There are no words.