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5 Hour Energy
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:37 pm
by Andy83
Not only will it keep you working hard all day to save America but it prevents/cures cancer. Cute little hore with a pink guitar and pink ribbon in her hair sings the message right on television!
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:47 pm
by tough old man
Good stuff, especially for run down dads.
I liked the old ripped fuel better though. Or No-xplode.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:59 pm
by Pinky
I've had it once. I bought it from a vending machine at a rest area because I thought it might taste better/less bad than vending-machine coffee. I would buy it again if presented with the same limited choices.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:25 pm
by baffled
It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:58 pm
by Holy Cow
First it made the left side of my body numb, but that went away. And then I was just really emotional for like three days. Cry at the drop of a hat. Punch the wall. Etc.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:03 pm
by Turdacious
Pinky wrote:I've had it once. I bought it from a vending machine at a rest area because I thought it might taste better/less bad than vending-machine coffee. I would buy it again if presented with the same limited choices.
Sounds like a metaphor to describe a Texas camping trip.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:41 pm
by baffled
ImUndaYourBed wrote:First it made the left side of my body numb, but that went away. And then I was just really emotional for like three days. Cry at the drop of a hat. Punch the wall. Etc.
I'm fairly certain you had a stroke.
Drink another and report back on how it made you feel.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:46 pm
by The Nightman
tough old man wrote:Good stuff, especially for run down dads.
I liked the old ripped fuel better though. Or No-xplode.
Hyper-Shred from BSN is also good. These are capsules.
I like Amino Energy from ON, too. This is a powder, tasty if you get sick of plain water.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:42 pm
by buckethead
I got six hours of energy out of it.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:29 am
by Foul-Mouthed Ignoramus
does absolutely nothing for me
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:31 am
by Protobuilder
baffled wrote:It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
You want to make a list of things that don't have this effect on you?
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:38 am
by baffled
Terry B. wrote:baffled wrote:It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
You want to make a list of things that don't have this effect on you?
It's easier to make the list of things that do.
5 Hour Energy
Eggs make me fart
Milk makes me crap and fart, but cheese is cool.
I think that's it, but I'm just going off the top of my head right now.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:58 am
by tough old man
Hyper-Shred from BSN is also good. These are capsules.
Damn it! now I'm shopping
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:15 am
by Fuzzy Dunlop
I used this stuff when I was studying for the CFA tests, it was like adderall except a little less intense. Never got the extreme jitters like I do from a shit ton of coffee which made sleeping much easier.
Wasn't there a news story about someone dying from this or something lately?
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:32 am
by syaigh
Terry B. wrote:baffled wrote:It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
You want to make a list of things that don't have this effect on you?
You're thinking of proto.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:33 am
by syaigh
baffled wrote:Terry B. wrote:baffled wrote:It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
You want to make a list of things that don't have this effect on you?
It's easier to make the list of things that do.
5 Hour Energy
Eggs make me fart
Milk makes me crap and fart, but cheese is cool.
I think that's it, but I'm just going off the top of my head right now.
Oh wait, he is proto.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:39 am
by milosz
I take it when I'm severely hung over, and I feel like it diminishes my desire to die, but that's probably some placebo bullshit. Caffeine doesn't seem to have any effect on me until doses get unreal.
Likewise, coke was just really expensive Ritalin for me.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:47 am
by Holy Cow
You're supposed to drink one an hour for five hours, correct?
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:50 am
by knuckles
Adderall for the win . That shit is scary good .Unfortunately it starts a crazy cycle of haveing to take a half bar of Xanax to sleep .The crash from big doses of Adderall are painfull...so...no more stimulants for daddy.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:01 am
by Dunn
Coffee keeps me generally upbeat. Literally I just fell better if I have a morning cup or two.
The only energy drink/supplements that gave me energy better than coffee were:
Adderal
Redline Energy Drink
Caffeine pills
In all honesty I try to avoid the last three due to my tendency towards abusing them.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:18 am
by Shafpocalypse Now
I ordered some shit from Spud, and there were about 30 packets of fat burners thrown in...all the samples with the geranium exrptract,still in em
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:52 am
by The Nightman
Dunn wrote:Coffee keeps me generally upbeat. Literally I just fell better if I have a morning cup or two.
The only energy drink/supplements that gave me energy better than coffee were:
Adderal
Redline Energy Drink
Caffeine pills
In all honesty I try to avoid the last three due to my tendency towards abusing them.
Redline caps are great, but the 1, 3 dimethylamylamine causes a horrible crash.
Having an acct with Europa, we regularly order different stims to try out.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:10 am
by Kraj 2.0
May I ask why the hell you guys need all these energy supplements? I don't take any of that stuff nor do I drink coffee or tea in the morning and I get by just fine.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:16 am
by Protobuilder
syaigh wrote:baffled wrote:Terry B. wrote:baffled wrote:It made me shit almost non stop for a few hours.
You want to make a list of things that don't have this effect on you?
It's easier to make the list of things that do.
5 Hour Energy
Eggs make me fart
Milk makes me crap and fart, but cheese is cool.
I think that's it, but I'm just going off the top of my head right now.
Oh wait, he is proto.
Obviously though the proper spelling and punctuation is supposed to keep you off his trail.
Re: 5 Hour Energy
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:50 am
by Andy83
I've never tried 5 Hour Energy. Somebody told me it will make me go lift weights. The last time I tried lifting weights, I became a world champion with 20 world records. Fuck that shit all over again.