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Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:07 am
by Holeyfraggaroley
I was reading / watching some stuff over on Ross' page. There was a video about the Marquez drinking his piss. There was that MMA a guy (can't think of his name) that drank his piss. Why would you do that? What is the point? Marquez said that he was re-using the protein and vitamins that he pissed out. Fuck that...

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:45 am
by Protobuilder
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:I was reading / watching some stuff over on Ross' page. There was a video about the Marquez drinking his piss. There was that MMA a guy (can't think of his name) that drank his piss. Why would you do that? What is the point? Marquez said that he was re-using the protein and vitamins that he pissed out. Fuck that...
Perhaps he was stranded and didn't have any other liquids to drink. However, that's probably not the reason.

Another reason would have been that it gets him really hot though usually this would involve another person.

I don't remember where I read this but remember a story of British soldiers being captured in...Afghanistan (Pakistan?), being tied to stakes and having the women of the area piss in their mouths until they drowned.

He probably wasn't doing that either so I'm not sure.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:10 am
by Kraj 2.0
The MMA guy you're thinking of is Machida. From what I hear, piss contains special enzymes and crap that help strengthen the system. Of course, it has to be fresh and taken mid-stream. It also helps if you don't have any STDs.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:01 pm
by Drew0786
Drinking piss is a great antidote for what ails you! Highly recommend it.
And if you are on a bulking phase nothing like a spoon full of cum!

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:10 pm
by DikTracy6000
Drew0786 wrote:Drinking piss is a great antidote for what ails you! Highly recommend it.
And if you are on a bulking phase nothing like a spoon full of cum!
We tried to tell girls in hs. that the latter was a sure cure for acne. And if they were lucky and didn't have acne it was a great preventive. This was all midstream as well.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:15 pm
by Drew0786
DikTracy6000 wrote:
Drew0786 wrote:Drinking piss is a great antidote for what ails you! Highly recommend it.
And if you are on a bulking phase nothing like a spoon full of cum!
We tried to tell girls in hs. that the latter was a sure cure for acne. And if they were lucky and didn't have acne it was a great preventive. This was all midstream as well.
That reminds me. When I was in college Cosmo or some other women's magazine said a spoon of cum had the same calorie content as a cheesecake. Needless to say there was a lot of spitting going on.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:38 pm
by Turdacious
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:I was reading / watching some stuff over on Ross' page. There was a video about the Marquez drinking his piss. There was that MMA a guy (can't think of his name) that drank his piss. Why would you do that? What is the point? Marquez said that he was re-using the protein and vitamins that he pissed out. Fuck that...
Why are you so interested?

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:41 pm
by Pinky
Where's Garm when we need him?

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:42 pm
by Turdacious
Pinky wrote:Where's Garm when we need him?
10-1 HFM's already been invited to a bondage party with his Viking lord and master.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:19 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Take this smut back to the Training Bored.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:01 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Drinking your piss is one of those esoteric yogi practices.

Supposedly your first morning's piss is full of DHEA. And there's no goddamn reason to catch it midstream, because you are probably pretty immune to your own bacteria.

I'm surprised Quack hasn't taken this up, but he got pissy about Furman and I refuting his bullshit claims about vaccinations on Facebook. Some naturopaths and other 'alternative practicioners' seem to recommend drinking your own urine to modulate autoimmune issues...not sure why this works but I think I read something somewhere that there was something to it.

There was a book about this topic called the Golden Fountain that EZ was particularly enthusiasic about, so maybe ask him.

Another autoimmune 'cure' out there is tapeworms. Apparently they work to dampen excessive autoimmune responses in more symbiotic rather than parasitic relationship with humans...google it.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:12 pm
by baffled
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Drinking your piss is one of those esoteric yogi practices.

Supposedly your first morning's piss is full of DHEA. And there's no goddamn reason to catch it midstream, because you are probably pretty immune to your own bacteria.

I'm surprised Quack hasn't taken this up, but he got pissy about Furman and I refuting his bullshit claims about vaccinations on Facebook. Some naturopaths and other 'alternative practicioners' seem to recommend drinking your own urine to modulate autoimmune issues...not sure why this works but I think I read something somewhere that there was something to it.

There was a book about this topic called the Golden Fountain that EZ was particularly enthusiasic about, so maybe ask him.

Another autoimmune 'cure' out there is tapeworms. Apparently they work to dampen excessive autoimmune responses in more symbiotic rather than parasitic relationship with humans...google it.
Has Quack even been here since he was called out for trying to say that war vet who died and/or killed some people in Alaska did it because of @F?

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:44 am
by Shafpocalypse Now
He bowed out after the xf Anthos thing ginished

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:08 am
by Protobuilder
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:There was a book about this topic called the Golden Fountain that EZ was particularly enthusiasic about, so maybe ask him.
Probably better not to google this, fellas.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:56 am
by kreator
This lady does it and she's still alive so it must be good for you.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... urine.html

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:12 am
by Holland Oates
LOL

Shaf you nigger! I don't even know what the Golden Fountain is and I refuse to google it.

Quack can't be seen associate with us since he's got a book coming out.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:18 am
by kreator
Ed Zachary wrote:Quack can't be seen associate with us since he's got a book coming out.
Let's start a pool on who can submit the best review for it on Amazon.com

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:22 am
by baffled
Ed Zachary wrote:LOL

Shaf you nigger! I don't even know what the Golden Fountain is and I refuse to google it.

Quack can't be seen associate with us since he's got a book coming out.
What.

The.

Fuck.

I was sure he was headed towards the meltdown Beer Jew never fully completed, and now he's got a book coming out?

Whatever the fuck ever man.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:22 am
by baffled
kreator wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:Quack can't be seen associate with us since he's got a book coming out.
Let's start a pool on who can submit the best review for it on Amazon.com
I'm in.

What's the prize?

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:06 am
by Protobuilder
baffled wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:LOL

Shaf you nigger! I don't even know what the Golden Fountain is and I refuse to google it.

Quack can't be seen associate with us since he's got a book coming out.
What.

The.

Fuck.

I was sure he was headed towards the meltdown Beer Jew never fully completed, and now he's got a book coming out?

Whatever the fuck ever man.
Yeah, cause the writers are the stable folks around here.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:09 am
by baffled
Terry B. wrote:
baffled wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:LOL

Shaf you nigger! I don't even know what the Golden Fountain is and I refuse to google it.

Quack can't be seen associate with us since he's got a book coming out.
What.

The.

Fuck.

I was sure he was headed towards the meltdown Beer Jew never fully completed, and now he's got a book coming out?

Whatever the fuck ever man.
Yeah, cause the writers are the stable folks around here.
Are you alluding to the story Seaahill told about having the mug broken over his leg and then getting chased out in front of a bunch of families exiting church or whatever that was?

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:32 am
by kreator
baffled wrote:
kreator wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:Quack can't be seen associate with us since he's got a book coming out.
Let's start a pool on who can submit the best review for it on Amazon.com
I'm in.

What's the prize?
I will write an e-book for you on how to get strong.

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:45 am
by Protobuilder
baffled wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
baffled wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:LOL

Shaf you nigger! I don't even know what the Golden Fountain is and I refuse to google it.

Quack can't be seen associate with us since he's got a book coming out.
What.

The.

Fuck.

I was sure he was headed towards the meltdown Beer Jew never fully completed, and now he's got a book coming out?

Whatever the fuck ever man.
Yeah, cause the writers are the stable folks around here.
Are you alluding to the story Seaahill told about having the mug broken over his leg and then getting chased out in front of a bunch of families exiting church or whatever that was?
I am alluding to the story Seahill told about [insert story from Seahill here].

Re: Drinking piss?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:22 pm
by Gin Master