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MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:36 pm
by Ryan
How did you guys not see this?

http://network.yardbarker.com/mma/artic ... =foxsports
MMA is a pretty dangerous combat sport that can lead to some serious injuries. Who would figure that the most gruesome injury one fighter suffered actually happened out of the cage?

Ray Elbe, who competed on Season 9 of “The Ultimate Fighter,” announced on Saturday that he sustained one of the most horrifying injuries we can think of: a broken penis. No, the injury did not occur while he was fighting; it actually happened while he was having sex.

Elbe explained in a video posted on his website over the weekend that the injury occurred while he was having sex with his girlfriend in Malaysia on Dec. 3. He says his penis broke (ed note: there is no bone to break) when his girlfriend landed hard on him. Blood began spraying everywhere.

“I ended up fracturing my penis bone … I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane — as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,” Elbe said in the video. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.”

Elbe says he tried treating himself after coming to, and that his girlfriend was frantic. She called emergency while he was laying naked on the floor in a pool of blood.

Elbe says he spent 13 days — including his birthday — in the hospital, and that he’s still using a catheter to urinate. He says he’s going back for a checkup on Dec. 19 where the catheter should be removed.

Elbe was obviously embarrassed about the injury, but he says he went public about it to raise awareness for it.

“This is probably the worst nightmare you can think of,” he said. “The biggest problem people suffering from this medical emergency encounter…is not immediately seeking medical attention.

“I hope my story helps someone with a similar injury in some way…as this experience is truly something you would never wish on anyone..lol,” Elbe wrote on his blog.

Over Twitter, Elbe described the experience as coming “as close to death as you can come without dying.”

Doctors expect him to make a full recovery.

We’ve seen other athletes get hurt during sex, but this is the first time I’ve ever heard of someone breaking their penis. I honestly didn’t even know that was possible, so I really do thank Elbe for sharing his story to help educate the public.

And here I was thinking sex was supposed to be an enjoyable experience …

Elbe has racked up thousands of dollars in medical expenses as a result of the accident. If you feel badly for him, or at least got a nice laugh out of his painful story, maybe you could see fit to donate a few bucks to him to help him pay for the medical bills. You can donate to him through paypal by sending money to the following email address, which is Ray’s email: [email protected]

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:14 pm
by nafod
At least his penis died doing what it loved

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:03 pm
by DARTH
nafod wrote:At least his penis died doing what it loved


=D> =D> =D> =D> Fucker, I just spit my coffee everywhere! LOL!

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:15 pm
by Kraj 2.0
Malaysian girlfriend = Most likely tranny

Dude's penis got severed when the Malaysian tranny did a PTTP-patented sphincter squeeze.

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:45 am
by Protobuilder
anybody have a gif of this?

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:50 am
by baffled
Terry B. wrote:anybody have a gif of this?
Don't. DO NOT

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:10 am
by milosz

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:17 am
by baffled
Fuck this. I'm not clicking a single link in this thread.

And I'm really pissed off at Ryan for starting it.

Fuck you Ryan.

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:23 am
by Protobuilder
“My penis is the shape, size and color of a baby eggplant.”
Haven't we all said those words before?

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:36 am
by judobrian
baffled wrote: I'm not clicking a single link in this thread.
No worries, dude. No links required. This is a 'urethrogram' where dye is injected up the urethra. It should be a smooth tube. That blur in the middle should not be there.

Image

How to repair it.

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Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:47 am
by Kenny X
Jesus Christ bananas my dick hurts just looking at that FUCK!

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:50 am
by baffled
I really hate this place sometimes.

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:37 pm
by Ryan
“We see this every so often,” the paramedic tells me. “It happens a lot on the weekends.”
The urologist is on his way. She says his name is Dr. Wang. “Dr. Wang is one of the best,”
I found these lines amusing.

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:36 pm
by TerryB
this is not the most confusing, distrubing thing I've seen today

Re: MMA fighter breaks penis during sex

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:48 pm
by baffled
protobuilder wrote:this is not the most confusing, distrubing thing I've seen today
Can you post a link to what was?