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Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:52 pm
by Thatcher II
When a routine security check by a US-based company showed someone was repeatedly logging on to their computer system from China, it naturally sent alarm bells ringing. Hackers were suspected and telecoms experts were called in.
It was only after a thorough investigation that it was revealed that the culprit was not a hacker, but 'Bob' (not his real name), an "inoffensive and quiet" family man and the company's top-performing programmer, who could be seen toiling at his desk day after day and staring diligently at his monitor.
For Bob had come up with the idea of outsourcing his own job - to China. So, while a Chinese consulting firm got on with the job he was paid to do, on less than one-fifth of his salary, he whiled away his working day surfing Reddit, eBay and Facebook.
The extraordinary story has been revealed by Andrew Valentine, senior investigator at US telecoms firm Verizon Business, on its website, securityblog.verizonbusiness.com.
Verizon's risk team was called by the unnamed critical infrastructure company last year, "asking for our help in understanding some anomalous activity that they were witnessing in their VPN logs", wrote Valentine.
The company had begun to allow its software developers to occasionally work from home and so had set up "a fairly standard VPN [virtual private network] concentrator" to facilitate remote access. When its IT security department started actively monitoring logs being generated at the VPN, "What they found startled and surprised them: an open and active VPN connection from Shenyang, China! As in, this connection was live when they discovered it," wrote Valentine.
What was more, the developer whose credentials were being used was sitting at his desk in the office.
"Plainly stated, the VPN logs showed him logged in from China, yet the employee is right there, sitting at his desk, staring into his monitor."
Verizon's investigators discovered "almost daily connections from Shenyang, and occasionally these connections spanned the entire workday".
The employee, whom Valentine calls Bob, was in his mid-40s, a "family man, inoffensive and quiet. Someone you wouldn’t look twice at in an elevator."
But an examination of his workstation revealed hundreds of pdf invoices from a third party contractor/developer in Shenyang.
"As it turns out, Bob had simply outsourced his own job to a Chinese consulting firm. Bob spent less than one-fifth of his six-figure salary for a Chinese firm to do his job for him."
When the company checked his web-browsing history, a typical "work day" for Bob was: 9am, arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours, watch cat videos; 11.30am, take lunch; 1pm, eBay; 2pm-ish, Facebook updates, LinkedIn; 4.40pm-end of day, update email to management; 5pm, go home.
The evidence, said Valentine, even suggested he had the same scam going across multiple companies in the area.
"Quarter after quarter, his performance review noted him as the best developer in the building," wrote Valentine.
Bob no longer works for the company.
Copyright: Guardian News & Media 2013
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:10 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
He must have read 'The 4-Hour Work Week'.
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:40 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Kazuya Mishima wrote:He must have read 'The 4-Hour Work Week'.
Or Tom Sawyer.
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:23 pm
by Kenny X
Gorbachev wrote:When the company checked his web-browsing history, a typical "work day" for Bob was: 9am, arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours, watch cat videos; 11.30am, take lunch; 1pm, eBay; 2pm-ish, Facebook updates, LinkedIn; 4.40pm-end of day, update email to management; 5pm, go home.
This was almost precisely the same browsing habits of my predecessor, at my job, whom I replaced. She wasn't doing the company the courtesy of outsourcing her assignments to Chinese developers, though...
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:45 pm
by Gin Master
Fascinating.
Gorbachev wrote:The evidence, said Valentine, even suggested he had the same scam going across multiple companies in the area.
Instead of firing the guy, they should have promoted him. You get a jobs working remotely, you could do very well for yourself.
I'm going to outsource my IGX posting to Jackie Chan.
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:04 pm
by Thatcher II
Gin Master wrote:Fascinating.
Gorbachev wrote:The evidence, said Valentine, even suggested he had the same scam going across multiple companies in the area.
Instead of firing the guy, they should have promoted him. You get a jobs working remotely, you could do very well for yourself.
I'm going to outsource my IGX posting to Jackie Chan.
I've outsourced my hard training days to a crew operating out of Dehli. I design the program and keep my log and I can watch them remotely doing my training. Some of my new numbers are insane.
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:42 pm
by Alfred_E._Neuman
Gorbachev wrote:Gin Master wrote:Fascinating.
Gorbachev wrote:The evidence, said Valentine, even suggested he had the same scam going across multiple companies in the area.
Instead of firing the guy, they should have promoted him. You get a jobs working remotely, you could do very well for yourself.
I'm going to outsource my IGX posting to Jackie Chan.
I've outsourced my hard training days to a crew operating out of Dehli. I design the program and keep my log and I can watch them remotely doing my training. Some of my new numbers are insane.
Your numbers would be even more impressive if you outsourced your training to Iceland. Those skinny fuckers you hired can't lift for shit.
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:43 pm
by Crust Bucket
ATTA BOY BOB!!!

Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:01 pm
by Turdacious
Gin Master wrote:Fascinating.
Gorbachev wrote:The evidence, said Valentine, even suggested he had the same scam going across multiple companies in the area.
Instead of firing the guy, they should have promoted him. You get a jobs working remotely, you could do very well for yourself.
I'm going to outsource my IGX posting to Jackie Chan.
Nice idea. I'm gonna outsource mine to Mel Gibson.
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:24 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
Turdacious wrote:Gin Master wrote:Fascinating.
Gorbachev wrote:The evidence, said Valentine, even suggested he had the same scam going across multiple companies in the area.
Instead of firing the guy, they should have promoted him. You get a jobs working remotely, you could do very well for yourself.
I'm going to outsource my IGX posting to Jackie Chan.
Nice idea. I'm gonna outsource mine to Mel Gibson.
Mel has already outsourced his to Kaz.
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:33 pm
by kreator
In summary:
- he got successful results (based on performance reviews)
- paid others to do menial work and took the credit
- convinced everyone that everything was ok
- figured out path of efficiency
- commanded a good salary
Sounds like he'd make a great fit in upper management!
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:19 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
Meanwhile, I'm sure there were numerous other programmers who churned out shitty code, made the same salary, got terrible reviews, and kept their jobs. I think Bob is sharp enough to land on his feet.
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:05 pm
by Bobby
Bob=brilliant!
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:26 pm
by Fuzzy Dunlop
kreator wrote:In summary:
- he got successful results (based on performance reviews)
- paid others to do menial work and took the credit
- convinced everyone that everything was ok
- figured out path of efficiency
- commanded a good salary
Sounds like he'd make a great fit in upper management!
truth

Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:26 pm
by Batboy2/75
WildGorillaMan wrote:Kazuya Mishima wrote:He must have read 'The 4-Hour Work Week'.
Or Tom Sawyer.
I've been re-reading Mark Twain recently. Old Twain would have thought this story was a hoot on many different levels.
How would you like to be a programer at that company after this scandle hit? The company top performer outsourced your job for 30% of your take home pay. They are all brain dead if they don't think management has recognized this little fact.
Re: Man outsources his own job to China
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:58 pm
by bigpeach
WildGorillaMan wrote:Kazuya Mishima wrote:He must have read 'The 4-Hour Work Week'.
Or Tom Sawyer.
That's a song, jack-ass.