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Spent 5 hours yesterday next to some huge fuck. I had the window, some guy had the aisle, we were waiting to see what the lottery brought us for the middle. hopefully a midget. Last guy on the plane, short but probably 400 lbs. Squished in, and acted like he was sleeping. I nudged him and told him he needed to belt up. Said he'd get to it. I buzzed the attendant and told her. She told him, he said he'd get to it. I told him the plane wouldn't take off if he wasnt strapped down. He had to ask for an extender.

I almost waved the bullshit flag on this guy only buying a single seat while needing to buy a second seat but did not want to miss my connection.

Every time I fly to and from Ft McMurray I get sandwiched between two 300lb oilfield workers.

And while that sounds like a torrid fantasy for some of you bear-loving reprobates I can assure you that I don't share the sentiment.

I hate this. Those fuckers should buy an extra seat, or they should be gate-checked and forced to ride as cargo.

Or they could force the fuckers to walk to their destination!

Don't know about you, Bobby, but I've flown all around Europe and the only time I've been wedged next to a truly fat fuck, they've been from across the pond.

Ah,but we are growing here too!

Gorbachev wrote:Don't know about you, Bobby, but I've flown all around Europe and the only time I've been wedged next to a truly fat fuck, they've been from across the pond.

Some of that might be due to the fact Europe has a shitload of smokers.

Gorbachev wrote:Don't know about you, Bobby, but I've flown all around Europe and the only time I've been wedged next to a truly fat fuck, they've been from across the pond.

Good thing, flying next to Europeans is painful enough. Don't want to sneak a fatty in there, too.

My brother and his wife are quite large, he's about 350 and she must be 250-280.

We all took a family trip to Jamaica, and the "family" had their whole row. All the nieces and nephews were basically playing some card game in the terminal to determine which one got stuck in their row.

You motherfuckers are stone cold sizists.

j-cubed wrote:his wife ... she must be 250-280.

pics?

I always ask for a middle seat so I can offend as many as possible and listen to exactly zero have the balls to say something about it.

I flew Air France. The body odor of the small guys I was sitting next too was better than sitting next to a massive fat ass.

LMAO. Smelly fuckers do it on purpose you know right?
I prefer to be freshly showered as you never know who you may be sitting by. Maybe Mrs Right, maybe Mrs Right Now.

tough old man wrote:LMAO. Smelly fuckers do it on purpose you know right?
I prefer to be freshly showered as you never know who you may be sitting by. Maybe Mrs Right, maybe Mrs Right Now.

Maybe a Subaru buyer

BucketHead wrote:

tough old man wrote:LMAO. Smelly fuckers do it on purpose you know right?
I prefer to be freshly showered as you never know who you may be sitting by. Maybe Mrs Right, maybe Mrs Right Now.

Maybe a Subaru buyer

In that case it's "Mrs. Lickety Split".

bigpeach wrote:I always ask for a middle seat so I can offend as many as possible and listen to exactly zero have the balls to say something about it.

You could go for my option and simply mute your hearing aids so it wouldn't matter if they had the balls or not.... but then you'd have to be hard of hearing. Well it works for me anyways.