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WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:44 am
by Fat Cat
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Vq6w4dOKM[/youtube]

Any of you rednecks have a diagnosis for his speech pattern? I am dying over here. BTW he is 7 foot and 400

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:47 am
by Fat Cat

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:07 am
by Kenny X
French fried potaters...

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:13 am
by bigpeach
From politico.com;

West Virginia:
Mitt Romney 62.3%
Barack Obama 35.5%

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:16 am
by bigpeach
WTF is a "dagforlee frook?"

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:17 am
by Fat Cat
Peach, if he beats tree you are up next

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:17 am
by syaigh
He's a "northern" type southerner. Further south, they talk fast and twangy. Truth is, I would have guessed he was more a Virginia or Kentucky boy, but West Virginia is pretty accurate. You'll have to ask RBSG to be sure, but the more Northern Southern accents always sound to me like they are trying to talk around a marble in their mouth.

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:18 am
by Fat Cat
bigpeach wrote:WTF is a "dagforlee frook?"
do you take issue with this mans elocution, sir?

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:23 am
by bigpeach
FYI, neither he or Tree are yet registered for the next two stops on the circuit.
http://www.boxingcontest.com/

Heavyweights: 185-400lb. Sounds safe.

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:25 am
by bigpeach
Fat Cat wrote:Peach, if he beats tree you are up next
We wear the same size shoes so the match will be a coin flip.

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:22 am
by Kazuya Mishima
These are impressive finds...kudos.

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:00 am
by Really Big Strong Guy
syaigh wrote:He's a "northern" type southerner. Further south, they talk fast and twangy. Truth is, I would have guessed he was more a Virginia or Kentucky boy, but West Virginia is pretty accurate. You'll have to ask RBSG to be sure, but the more Northern Southern accents always sound to me like they are trying to talk around a marble in their mouth.
I am loving this!!!! And agreed on the dialect you are referring to. The McDowell County giant speaks as though he is from Pikeville or Lawerence County. I shit you not, I often have to translate for court reporters when I take some of these folks depositions. It's awesome.

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:03 am
by Dunn
And just like that, being from Alabama makes me feel smart. Holy fuck that was hilarious.

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:04 am
by Dunn
I'm gonna have you Friday night....I dream of you....
:ANAL:

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:45 pm
by Herv100
LOL. That giant guy has surprisingly good teeth

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:20 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
I've known a million guys who fit the mold of Swagmaster. Talking a line of shit that is 50 miles long and 10 miles deep, will either get KTFO'ed within a minute or gassed and beat to death, and then have umpteen excuses as to why he lost that have nothing to do with the fact that he doesn't train and sucks at life.

There ain't nothing lower than the white nigger.

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:30 pm
by nafod
Fat Cat wrote:
bigpeach wrote:WTF is a "dagforlee frook?"
do you take issue with this mans elocution, sir?
I'm for it, but it's going to take a lot of volts to fry that guy's brain.

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:50 pm
by Pinky
syaigh wrote:He's a "northern" type southerner. Further south, they talk fast and twangy. Truth is, I would have guessed he was more a Virginia or Kentucky boy, but West Virginia is pretty accurate. You'll have to ask RBSG to be sure, but the more Northern Southern accents always sound to me like they are trying to talk around a marble in their mouth.
It's Appalachian more than "northern".

And neither of those guys had particularly strong accents. The first guy has a speech impediment, but his accent wasn't that bad.

If you dig up one of their relatives who made it past the age of 60, you'll find a much stronger accent. Some of the old mountain people speak a dialect that sounds like it broke off from English 250 years ago.

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:37 pm
by Fat Cat
Image

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:23 pm
by Really Big Strong Guy
The accent is more Irish in dialect. When I travel overseas I am the only person in a group of otherwise "melting pot" Americans who can understand and keep up with the Irish. In our area we speak quickly and fail to enunciate most syllables. Thus, the "marbles in the mouth" is true to certain degree. And, trust me, it's far from the queen's English.

Agreed on the Giant - speech impediment. And swag master is a wigger of great dimensions.

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:04 am
by Pinky
You'll also hear a lot of similarities between Appalachian and Celtic folk music.

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:46 am
by Kirk
If nothing else the Bluefield area is unbelievably nice for motorcycling.

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:39 am
by bigpeach
The Saga continues. Bucky apparently missed the fight. Now it is on for March 1-2. Plus we get to see Tree.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6MeHTmfxGg[/youtube]

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:41 am
by bigpeach
I'm a large locomoliz. You can call the ghostbusters.

Re: WV+Tough Man Contest+Promo Video = Hilarity

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:46 am
by bigpeach
Turns out Tree did hit Bucky when he was down. And many times before.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD1s9iHfjRw[/youtube]