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Posted: **Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:08 pm**

Take a look at the first story.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster

February 14, 2013
Man Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report digg0
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Comments: ()Here’s something you rarely see in a police report:

On Monday morning, a Michigan cop reported to a park in response to a 911 call about “a subject in a silver car sucking on a dildo.”

Upon investigation, Sergeant Steve Allen with the Trenton Police Department located a Ford Fusion being driven by a 67-year-old man whose name has been redacted from an incident report.

Peering into the vehicle, Allen “saw a flesh colored dildo lying on the passenger seat.” During questioning, the man admitted that he was “sucking on a dildo.” He added, “I’m sorry.” As seen in the report, those quotes are rendered for some reason in capital letters.

The pensioner “admitted to having a problem with sex toys,” added Allen.

The dildo aficionado was arrested for disorderly conduct in a public park and booked into the Trenton jail on the misdemeanor charge. He has 10 days left to appear for arraignment in District Court.

As for the whereabouts of the dildo, cops noted that it was “confiscated and tagged as evidence #794.”

Posted: **Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:13 pm**

No, Andy prefers the real deal, and he likes them the same way he takes his coffee..

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:51 am**

Kazuya Mishima wrote:No, Andy prefers the real deal, and he likes them the same way he takes his coffee..

Black and with a bit of cream?

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:59 am**

Terry B. wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:No, Andy prefers the real deal, and he likes them the same way he takes his coffee..
Black and with a bit of cream?

Grande

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:14 am**

Don't you fucking judge him.

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:40 am**

BucketHead wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:No, Andy prefers the real deal, and he likes them the same way he takes his coffee..
Black and with a bit of cream?
Grande

Free and in an Indian casino?

Posted: **Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:13 pm**

Kazuya Mishima wrote:No, Andy prefers the real deal, and he likes them the same way he takes his coffee..

cold and bitter

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:15 am**

Fuck you hurfful motherfuckers. That dude is 67. I'm 80. Y'all just mad because I fuck your wives regularly.

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:27 am**

But Andy you look young for your age. I apologize for the mistake. And hey, quit banging my wife.

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:14 am**

If sucking on a dildo in a parked car is wrong, Andy may never be right.

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:30 am**

Shapecharge wrote: hey, quit banging my wife.

What? WHAT!!? FUCK!!!!!
I was going to say Andy was just tricking the cop and the cop hid the evidence up is own ass...Now I'm not so sure I want to be nice if Mrs. Shape is in on this too... FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:34 am**

Shapecharge wrote:But Andy you look young for your age. I apologize for the mistake. And hey, quit banging my wife.

As do all of them she's fallen madly in love with me and if I quit bangin' her now it will hurt her very badly. Don't you care about her at all?

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:47 am**

Terry B. wrote:If sucking on a dildo in a parked car is wrong, Andy may never be right.

Terry. You don't even know me.

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:24 am**

Andy79 wrote:
Terry B. wrote:If sucking on a dildo in a parked car is wrong, Andy may never be right.
Terry. You don't even know me.

Something that I am rather grateful for.

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:03 pm**

Terry B. wrote:
Andy79 wrote:
Terry B. wrote:If sucking on a dildo in a parked car is wrong, Andy may never be right.
Terry. You don't even know me.
Something that I am rather grateful for.

You ought to keep your low IQ mouth shut then.

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:59 pm**

Shapecharge wrote: Re: Uhh, maybe this is why we don't see Andy much anymore...dang

I just figured it had something to do with Meghan's Law.

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:04 pm**

Perhaps it was but I don't know the person who the article is about.

Posted: **Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:18 pm**

Can dildos fly?

Posted: **Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:55 am**

BucketHead wrote:Can dildos fly?

Posted: **Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:18 pm**

DrDonkeyLove wrote:
BucketHead wrote:Can dildos fly?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRJNiBgWovo[/youtube]

Needs theme music. Fixed.

Posted: **Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:38 pm**

The dildo aficionado was arrested for disorderly conduct in a public park and booked into the Trenton jail on the misdemeanor charge. He has 10 days left to appear for arraignment in District Court.

Fuck those cops. He's not hustling child porn or trying to molest boys. Let the old bastard suck some rubber dick by the duck pond. Who gives a damn.