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Convict Conditioning - Beast Mode

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:02 pm
by SubClaw
How could I have missed this little gem?

http://kbforum.dragondoor.com/showthrea ... 951&page=1
Hey all,
I know that usually you wait for about 6 months to talk about first results but mine are less about strength results but much more about health benefits. I have been looking for a wholistic system for a long time and thought it was perfect to start with CC with my arrival for my 3,5 month stay in Nepal.

I managed to workout on 41 days out of 100. I know it´s not that great, but regeneration is difficult there. I was sick a lot, stomach troubles, food poisoning... the food isn´t as nutritious and sleep is a nightmare haha

So I am still dwelling around Step 1 on most. Now, I do believe that I have become weaker. I can´t whoop out 10 pullups now because I promised myself to build myself ground up. But I gained 4 pounds of muscle.... my whole body feels like a much better functioning unit. I have been able to remove weird strains in my hands thanks to the eagleclaw fisting and fingertip pushups and bar hanging. I don´t need to do specific shoulder stretches anymore to make sure they are allright.

Basically I just feel like a wild animal. Muscle definition is happening fast, the vertical pullups have shown where I had real weakness (around the biceps attachment point and the arm junction). It´s simply fantastic and I can´t wait to share some result picture in a few more months where I will have hopefully progressed to step 2 on most.
This is Step One:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiMXOANTxmM[/youtube]

Forty-one days doing wall push-ups, still stuck on Step One and he feels like a wild animal. JDC is a fucking genius.

And I thought 'The Century' was a fucking joke...

Re: Convict Conditioning - Beast Mode

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:06 pm
by Holland Oates
LOL

Epic retard

Re: Convict Conditioning - Beast Mode

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:06 pm
by TerryB
that HAS to be some class A trolling right there

has to be

Re: Convict Conditioning - Beast Mode

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:07 pm
by Holland Oates
protobuilder wrote:that HAS to be some class A trolling right there

has to be
Shape? Nah no mention anal lock or naked rasslin.

Re: Convict Conditioning - Beast Mode

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:37 pm
by Xian
eagleclaw fisting
classic con training

Re: Convict Conditioning - Beast Mode

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:34 pm
by johno
Is there any sort of Ramp Up program so a guy can tackle Step One without overtraining?

Re: Convict Conditioning - Beast Mode

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:33 am
by DARTH
"And if you complete the program, we'll fuck you up the ass for the complete convict experience!"

Tree swinging traps and a huge hole in the ass!

Re: Convict Conditioning - Beast Mode

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:08 pm
by CFB
SubClaw wrote:How could I have missed this little gem?

This is Step One:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiMXOANTxmM[/youtube]

Forty-one days doing wall push-ups, still stuck on Step One and he feels like a wild animal. JDC is a fucking genius.
This is the same stuff my 91-year old grandma was prescribed for her stroke rehab. Don't knock it, the shit works.

Re: Convict Conditioning - Beast Mode

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:31 pm
by SubClaw
CFB wrote:This is the same stuff my 91-year old grandma was prescribed for her stroke rehab. Don't knock it, the shit works.
Don't get me wrong, I've read CC a couple of times and I think it's a solid bodyweight program with some good progressions.

But this... feeling like a wild animal while still stuck on step one... \:D/

Re: Convict Conditioning - Beast Mode

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:11 pm
by Kenny X
Ed Zachary wrote:
protobuilder wrote:that HAS to be some class A trolling right there

has to be
Shape? Nah no mention anal lock or naked rasslin.
It's threads like that one that this meme was made for-

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