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North Korea threatens Guam, Hawaii, rest of U.S.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/worl ... s/2020275/

I am mostly anti-war, certainly a non-interventionist, but those slopes need to be dealt with.

Perhaps contaminate the world's kimchee reserves? Or at least hold this vital resourse hostage?

I dunno. It's tough to mess up someone's food when they don't have any. And we know that fat fuck doesn't eat vegetables of any kind.

I trust you can devise a plan though, Shape.

Global Nuclear Campout

Nuke (low yeild, ground strikes) every hard target 25 mines above the DMZ and use FAE on everything from the DMZ to there.

Let's be honest, those people are so brainwashed and institutionally malnourished it be a kindness to kill them.

It be a great message to anyone to not even posture like you are going to nuke us.

NK and Iran are not the rational actors those in the USSR were and even we and they came close to totla war several times.

We will get attacked one day if we don't remind the world that just because the POTUS is a faggot, the USAF and the US Navy make the most destructive force in the history of mankind.

I don't know about you all but I prefer intercepting or pre empting a punch and fucking my opponent up to letting him bust my nose and then reacting to it.

Get our Infantry and armour the fuck off the DMZ and let the S. Koreans man it. They have more troops on active and reserve duty than we do in the whole DOD, fuck G.I. Joe being the tripwire, G.I. Joe is the fucking hammer, or claw hammer if you will.

Fat Cat wrote:Global Nuclear Campout

Now we agree!


Kim Jong Jr. " Gee, I woke up and my asshole is killing me and my country glows in the dark? SHAPECHARGE!"

Strip mall ninja thread update 'bout to happen...

Who the fuck attacks Hawaii? Asians. That's who.

Tell Beijing that if they shoot at us, we shoot at you, but we don't miss.

China is the key

Fat Cat wrote:Who the fuck attacks Hawaii? Asians. That's who.

Well, those disgusting Chinese did bring leprosy to Hawaii, so fuck them too.

I was going to ask him about all the little North Korean children that would die from either initial blasts or radiation poisoning, but any guy that won't buy a net for his kids' trampoline...

Fat Cat wrote:Who the fuck attacks Hawaii? Asians. That's who.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 6ufU#t=19s

I really think fucking around with their fermented cabbage is the way to go but maybe it's a bit too cumbersome. I must admit to a small pang of melancholy when I think about my short time in Korea as a young 20 year old jarhead where I danced with and fondled a Korean prostitute in Pusan for several hours before one of my fellow jarheads pointed out to me that she only had one arm. I had somehow not noticed this.

TOTLA WAR!!!!!!

Kazuya Mishima wrote:I was going to ask him about all the little North Korean children that would die from either initial blasts or radiation poisoning, but any guy that won't buy a net for his kids' trampoline...

We've killed better kids for less. Once someone, who has shown themselves to make erratic decisions threatens to nuke your territory and American children, they have forfeited their children's lives.

Save my kids from having to shoot them in 8 to 15 years.

Button press, launch, BOOM! statement made, World pisses itself, while they bitch and moan and just accepts it.

There's your poem Kaz, I wrote it for you.

Let's be honest though, if they said they would hit Guam and be done with it, would that be so bad?

I had a buddy in college who was from Guam, and he was a really odd dude.

Not to worry. Dennis Rodman will diplomatisize 'em and get it all straightened out.

Agreed, Guam is an easily sacrificed pawn in our quest to eliminate the Korean menace.

Maybe they'd do a favor to Guam. How shitty would it be to lose an island by letting it flip over? Let it be done quick, you know?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs23CjIWMgA[/youtube]

Okay, I'm done for a while. I have "actual work" that I have to do now.

This is what North Korea does every time they want attention. The answer is to ignore them. If we think the little fatty in charge is unaware of what would happen if he does attack us, a one line message (transmitted from a sub off their coast) would set things straight.

Russia in deep shit :(

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

Fat Cat wrote:Who the fuck attacks Hawaii? Asians. That's who.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 6ufU#t=19s

that's them exactly

I dunno FC, tough call.




VS.

FWIW, I'd take bánh mì over locomoco any day.