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Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:55 am
by PlaywithmyballZ
Long time lurker, first time poster. Wish me luck or you can tell me to go fuck myself. Cheers!
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:23 am
by Thatcher II
Fuck off.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:29 am
by PlaywithmyballZ
Thank you, sir, I feel honored.

Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:37 am
by Fat Cat
Hey dude, do you want me to criticize your workouts...here or in your log?
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:47 am
by PlaywithmyballZ
In the log, please.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:17 am
by baffled
You should probably go ahead and give up. On life.
Before you do that, shutting the fuck up and kicking into the fund to keep this cesspool running is a pretty good idea. Then give up.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:59 am
by PlaywithmyballZ
The love and optimism here is boundless.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:02 am
by Protobuilder
T&A pic of a chunky girl.
Racist signature line that you screwed up.
If you love guns and are obese, you will like this place.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:31 am
by PlaywithmyballZ
I fixed the sig line, I believe. It's not racist, it's observationalist, have you been to Athens lately? I do love guns and I am morbidly obese. I love this fuckin' place. She's not chunky how dare you?!? And how do I post pics of muscular chicks with big thick man-sized clits?
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:58 am
by The Cunning Stunt
How big is a man-sized clit, on average?
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:59 am
by The Cunning Stunt
And don't say the size of a prostate either.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:03 pm
by tough old man
Welcome to our little corner of hell. Don't be a dick. You may have noticed we don't have a shortage here.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:08 pm
by SubClaw
PlaywithmyballZ wrote:how do I post pics of muscular chicks with big thick man-sized clits?
First, you need to find out Proto's home address.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:15 pm
by nafod
For a long time lurker you sure post a lot
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:11 pm
by Mickey O'neil
You should suck on a tail pipe.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:33 pm
by kreator
Can you post the link to your e-book?
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:59 pm
by Herv100
Terry B. wrote:T&A pic of a chunky girl.
Racist signature line that you screwed up.
If you love guns and are obese, you will like this place.
That chick is not chunky. Hell, she has no hips and ass. Also, that line isn't racist. Jesus, you even fuck up trying to haze someone.
OP: Have you been pee'd on by a grown man?
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:29 pm
by PlaywithmyballZ
I've been peed on once but that was mutual and we were both drunk, you know you love it. I am posting a lot cuz I am finally getting it out of my system and I couldn't sleep last night.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:35 pm
by DARTH
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:58 pm
by Crust Bucket
I guess from your stats you were never a shitfitter or maybe your really were and just decided to act out these last few years eating donuts, playing Playstation and yanking your pud when you could find it.
If Shape hasn't sent you a PM, you should probably send him one and ask him about a camping trip. Although I'm not sure his tent is big enough, I'm sure you boys can figure it out.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:35 pm
by PlaywithmyballZ
I was eating beignets and playing xbox360. I went to an all boys Catholic high school I'm sure any faggotry on a camping trip pales on comparison to what the Jesuits have done. Definitely not an @fitter, but I may have accidentally squished one while wedging my massive ass into a booth at Wendy's.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:42 pm
by Thatcher II
Hi Proto.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:01 pm
by baffled
So we have an unhealthily large individual with repressed homosexuality.
He'll fit in fine around here.
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:11 pm
by PlaywithmyballZ
baffled wrote:So we have an unhealthily large individual with repressed homosexuality.
He'll fit in fine around here.
Who the fuck said anything about being repressed?
Re: Introducing myself...
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:41 pm
by seeahill
Guy likes pee parties. Absolutely Garming.