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Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:00 pm
by Turdacious
Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:
Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:01 pm
by Turdacious
Ben has worked/works a lot of jobs-- in stores, as a busboy, valet, and as a semiskilled laborer. When people ask him questions that annoy him:
It's your country, you can read.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:02 pm
by buckethead
Plus, there's food.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:04 pm
by Turdacious
When Ben first moved to the area, he lived in subsidized housing while taking courses in maintenance. What he remembers:
People there no wash clothes, no wash sheets. I said 'this is America?' Not even in Ethiopia people live like this.
He did not live there long.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:05 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:
Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.
Ben hasn't met any cops yet

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:11 pm
by Turdacious
Ben wore a Romney hoodie before the election. These weren't popular with anyone in the NoVA/DC area.
People ask me, 'you're black, why you support Romney?' I say I don't care about color, I like him. Why I have to support the other guy?

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:12 pm
by Turdacious
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:
Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.
Ben hasn't met any cops yet
He's comparing them to cops in Ethiopia.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:14 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
I wish we had more niggers like Ben.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:19 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
Kazuya Mishima wrote:I wish we had more niggers like Ben.

I wish for fewer..overall.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:19 pm
by WildGorillaMan
He needs a Twitter account.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:27 pm
by TerryB
I don't care for this "Ben" fellow.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:30 pm
by johno
Turdacious wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:
Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.
Ben hasn't met any cops yet
He's comparing them to cops in Ethiopia.
Ben has yet to understand that the US is an evil Police State. If he works hard, he can send kids to college so they can enlighten him.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:37 pm
by TerryB
johno wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:
Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.
Ben hasn't met any cops yet
He's comparing them to cops in Ethiopia.
Ben has yet to understand that the US is an evil Police State. If he works hard, he can send kids to college so they can enlighten him.
=D> =D>

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:45 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
johno wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:
Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.
Ben hasn't met any cops yet
He's comparing them to cops in Ethiopia.
Ben has yet to understand that the US is an evil Police State. If he works hard, he can send kids to college so they can enlighten him.

That's too expensive. All he needs to do is have is piece of shit car breakdown in the right neighborhood and the squealing piglets will be round to welcome him.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:46 pm
by Pinky
BucketHead wrote:Plus, there's food.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKNoJ2BzSRU[/youtube]

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:13 pm
by Turdacious
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
johno wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Ben is an Ethiopian immigrant I know. Probably about 35-40, will be applying for citizenship in about six months.

What Ben likes about America:
Two things. First, if you work hard you can make money. And if you don't cause trouble the police leave you alone.
Ben hasn't met any cops yet
He's comparing them to cops in Ethiopia.
Ben has yet to understand that the US is an evil Police State. If he works hard, he can send kids to college so they can enlighten him.
That's too expensive. All he needs to do is have is piece of shit car breakdown in the right neighborhood and the squealing piglets will be round to welcome him.
LOL. You do realize that Ethiopia is a third world country right? Things are a little different there.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:19 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:43 pm
by Holland Oates
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.
Forest. Trees. NIGGA!

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:14 am
by Fat Cat
I like this Ben.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:03 am
by johno
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.
The USSR, East Germany, Mao's China, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy, Apartheid South Africa....

Which advanced police state does the US compare to?

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:16 am
by baffled
johno wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.
The USSR, East Germany, Mao's China, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy, Apartheid South Africa....

Which advanced police state does the US compare to?
I dunno. If I had to choose one.... I like the comparison to East Germany best.

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:18 am
by Blaidd Drwg
johno wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.
The USSR, East Germany, Mao's China, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy, Apartheid South Africa....

Which advanced police state does the US compare to?
None. We compare what we are against what we say we are. If you want to start grading on the curve we dont fair so well in a number of other metrics including incarceration rates....so police state? Not yet. Prison state? Oh hell yeah

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:34 am
by Turdacious
baffled wrote:
johno wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.
The USSR, East Germany, Mao's China, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy, Apartheid South Africa....

Which advanced police state does the US compare to?
I dunno. If I had to choose one.... I like the comparison to East Germany best.
Of coarse you do.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcvgst8qQfI[/youtube]

Re: Ben's American Wisdom

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:11 am
by Protobuilder
Ed Zachary wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Just because he left a shithole doesnt mean we should start grading America on a bell curve.
Forest. Trees. NIGGA!
:teehee