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According to the Bulletproof Exec guy, garlic is toxic, induces brain fog, yada yada yada.

Crossfit on steroids is more effective than bodybuilding on steroids.

The Plains Indians absorbed vital minerals from the soil through the soles of their feet which is why they were such great barefoot runners.

"Burns fat without the dishonor of aerobics"

"lift, rinse, repeat"

WildGorillaMan wrote:The Plains Indians absorbed vital minerals from the soil through the soles of their feet which is why they were such great barefoot runners.

Haha! Mercola.

We can balance the budget without raising taxes or cutting any program that large numbers of voters care about.

Pinky wrote:We can balance the budget without raising taxes or cutting any program that large numbers of voters care about.

Tell us all about it.

Don't jog. It makes you efficient at producing low muscular forces.

DERP.

Who would you rather look like? A sprinter, or a marathon runner?

Stopping gluten and beans literally saved my life.

Alpha Nonsense-

Olympic lifters outsprint the sprinters. Happened in Mexico or something.

"The porn industry hates this man because he can show you one easy exercise that will add 4 inches to your penis in 4 weeks."

Kazuya Mishima wrote:"The porn industry hates this man because he can show you one easy exercise that will add 4 inches to your penis in 4 weeks."

And suddenly we all understand why Kaz is a racist prick.

Jezzy Bell wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:"The porn industry hates this man because he can show you one easy exercise that will add 4 inches to your penis in 4 weeks."

And suddenly we all understand why Kaz is a racist prick.

I'm not a prick.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:"The porn industry hates this man because he can show you one easy exercise that will add 4 inches to your penis in 4 weeks."

I "get" why Internet marketers play the "Housewife discovers one simple trick that puts cosmetic surgeons out of business" card, but really, why would the porn industry care how big some dude grows his dick? Big or small he's still going to be looking at their porn while he jacks it.

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:"The porn industry hates this man because he can show you one easy exercise that will add 4 inches to your penis in 4 weeks."

I "get" why Internet marketers play the "Housewife discovers one simple trick that puts cosmetic surgeons out of business" card, but really, why would the porn industry care how big some dude grows his dick? Big or small he's still going to be looking at their porn while he jacks it.

I don't know, but I see that exact ad copy all the time when I'm looking at naughty sites. Seems like "learn one simple exercise to put inches on your fuckmeat and make her scream like she's getting banged by King Kong" would work a lot better.

Hey, I might have discovered a new profession.

milosz wrote:According to the Bulletproof Exec guy, garlic is toxic, induces brain fog, yada yada yada.

Maybe he's just a vampire?

baffled wrote:Who would you rather look like? A sprinter, or a marathon runner?

insert picture of a multiple world champion race walker compared to a sprinter banned for PEDs and you are home.

the Men's Health version of that - "would you rather look like a 20-year old Marine or <picture of Dave Tate>" and then a list of simple bodyweight shit and dumbbell lunges

Carbs make you fat.

Distance running is dangerous.

Steroids will kill you.

There is no evidence that steroids have any effect other than that of a placebo.

Quoting a health teacher who I thought was particularly impenitent.

Brutal Bajan wrote:

milosz wrote:According to the Bulletproof Exec guy, garlic is toxic, induces brain fog, yada yada yada.

Maybe he's just a vampire?

Suddenly all the pieces would seem to fit.

"You have to weight over 200 pounds in order to be a 'real man.'"

"Karma".

No such fucking thing. Shove that in your pipes and smoke it, fuckers.