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Goofiest candidates....
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:19 am
by seeahill
I'll start: E.W. Jackson, Virginia's GOP lieutenant governor candidate:
On the dangers of yoga:
When one hears the word meditation, it conjures an image of Maharishi Yoga talking about finding a mantra and striving for nirvana. . . . The purpose of such meditation is to empty oneself. . . . [Satan] is happy to invade the empty vacuum of your soul and possess it. That is why people serve Satan without ever knowing it or deciding to, but no one can be a child of God without making a decision to surrender to him. Beware of systems of spirituality which tell you to empty yourself. You will end up filled with something you probably do not want.
Re: Goofiest candidates....
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:25 am
by milosz
Must be getting harder for the GOP to find tokens.
Re: Goofiest candidates....
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:07 am
by TerryB
seeahill wrote:I'll start: E.W. Jackson, Virginia's GOP lieutenant governor candidate:
On the dangers of yoga:
When one hears the word meditation, it conjures an image of Maharishi Yoga talking about finding a mantra and striving for nirvana. . . . The purpose of such meditation is to empty oneself. . . . [Satan] is happy to invade the empty vacuum of your soul and possess it. That is why people serve Satan without ever knowing it or deciding to, but no one can be a child of God without making a decision to surrender to him. Beware of systems of spirituality which tell you to empty yourself. You will end up filled with something you probably do not want.
I don't find anything disagreeable in that statement.
Re: Goofiest candidates....
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:28 pm
by Andy83
"Geet thee Satan behind me!" You can tell when you're getting him behind you when you emit his noxious fumes out yer asshole.
Re: Goofiest candidates....
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:33 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
Cynthia McKinney was fun.
Former GA congressperson (who lost a primary to a guy who thinks our military presence on Guam might tip it over), Green Party candidate for Prez, who attacked a Capitol cop, and who is a rare double truther thinking the gov't might be involved in the 911 and Boston Marathon bombings.

Re: Goofiest candidates....
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:08 pm
by Andy83
I love her hair. Makes me want to ejaculate.
Re: Goofiest candidates....
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:50 pm
by buckethead
Andy79 wrote:I love her hair. Makes me want to ejaculate.
Ugh. I just threw up on shapes back
Re: Goofiest candidates....
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:18 pm
by Turdacious
Re: Goofiest candidates....
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:58 pm
by Andy83
BucketHead wrote:Andy79 wrote:I love her hair. Makes me want to ejaculate.
Ugh. I just threw up on shapes back
Filthy pig.