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Hey seeahill

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:46 pm
by Andy83
Have you finished your instruction and coverted to Islam yet?

Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:18 pm
by seeahill
I was once on a remote Indonesian Island (Irian Jaya, now West Papua.) There were many Christian missionary and many Muslim missionaries. The Muslims weren't doing so well in light of the fact that the main item of livestock was swine. No one was going to give up their pigs for Allah.

I asked one guy which way he thought he might go. He explained it to me in terms of efficiency. In Islam, you have to pray 5 times a day. Christians, by contrast, go to church once on Sunday. It was more efficient.

Then, if you're like me, you can skip church on Sunday and be the VERY PARAGON OF THEOLOGICAL EFFICIENCY.

So the answer to your question is "no."

Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:30 pm
by Crust Bucket
Now that we've got that outta way... Lets have BEWBS!

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Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:18 pm
by Andy83
seeahill wrote:I was once on a remote Indonesian Island (Irian Jaya, now West Papua.) There were many Christian missionary and many Muslim missionaries. The Muslims weren't doing so well in light of the fact that the main item of livestock was swine. No one was going to give up their pigs for Allah.

I asked one guy which way he thought he might go. He explained it to me in terms of efficiency. In Islam, you have to pray 5 times a day. Christians, by contrast, go to church once on Sunday. It was more efficient.

Then, if you're like me, you can skip church on Sunday and be the VERY PARAGON OF THEOLOGICAL EFFICIENCY.

So the answer to your question is "no."
You reject Islam now? That's pretty ballsy.

Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:21 pm
by seeahill
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Muslim. What's wrong with you?

Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:28 pm
by Andy83
When you travel the middle east so frequently, you always say you love muslims and wish you were one.

Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:50 am
by seeahill
Barack told me to be cool about it.

Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:39 am
by Andy83
You mean Barack your kid brother?

Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:49 am
by seeahill
Yes, Barack Al AKH Al Sagheer. Darth to the infidel.

Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:14 am
by buckethead
What's the point of this thread? Or is it like the two old muppets in the balcony?

Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:32 am
by seeahill
Pipe down sonny. Adults are talking.

Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:35 am
by buckethead
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Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:42 am
by seeahill
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Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:44 am
by buckethead
seeahill wrote:Image
Point, set and match.

Re: Hey seeahill

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:36 pm
by Andy83
Bucket hasn't purchased a prayer rug.