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Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:25 am
by Bud Charniga's grape ape
Howdy, I'm a longtime lurker who finally decided to register a little while ago.
So the short version is: I suck. I was never anything like strong or athletic, and then I had a kid and stopped training. I'm just getting back into the gym now, and I'm trying to get back to like HS freshman levels of strength. Since this board has about the best combination of training advices I've seen on the internet for a long time, I figured I'd suck it up and take the hazing.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:39 am
by nafod
Never ever reply to a post in this thread. It is dead to you.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:44 am
by Bud Charniga's grape ape
You're not the boss of me
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:46 am
by syaigh
Jesus fucking christ on a stick. Another smartass. Sorry, all full up with those.
Welcome. Start a training journal, you won't regret it.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:56 am
by newguy
Welcome!
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 1:57 am
by Holeyfraggaroley
Thought you were dead. Tits or GTFO. Damn Syaigh is more feisty than normal.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:00 am
by syaigh
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:Thought you were dead. Tits or GTFO. Damn Syaigh is more feisty than normal.
I've been stuck at home with the kids for three weeks.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:18 am
by Bud Charniga's grape ape
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:Thought you were dead. Tits or GTFO.
I was. I got better.
and thanks for the welcome, Syaigh and Abstract!
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:30 am
by Holland Oates
Die in a fucking grease fire.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:31 am
by tough old man
Welcome to the zoo Jon.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:44 am
by Crust Bucket
Sooooo basically you've been a lazy fat ass for years and suddenly decided it was time to stop watching Dr OZ, Dr Phil, Oprah and all the rest of that swine and do something about.
OK we can deal with all of that.
Welcome we're a loving community here
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:01 am
by Shafpocalypse Now
Yah. Hoo boy
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:05 am
by DARTH
WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME, MOTHERFUCKER!
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:11 am
by Shafpocalypse Now
Get to work, son.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:00 am
by Jay
fuck you
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:00 am
by Jay
and welcome
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:51 am
by dead man walking
Ed Zachary wrote:Die in a fucking grease fire.
i second ed's warm welcome.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:35 pm
by DikTracy6000
It's customary for newbies who suck to immediately go to the goals thread and tell us how much lard you plan on losing, or how often you'll attempt to train. Then disappear. Wilkim.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:31 pm
by powerlifter54
Jon wrote:blah blah blah
So the short version is: I suck.
blah blah blah blah
Stop sucking.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:55 pm
by Crust Bucket
powerlifter54 wrote:Jon wrote:blah blah blah
So the short version is: I suck.
blah blah blah blah
Stop sucking.
He can't help it.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:37 pm
by Bud Charniga's grape ape
Thanks erryone.
I'm a little disappointed though; I heard that all new folks get invited on a camping trip? That sounds awesome, I wanna go on a camping trip!
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:24 pm
by Mickey O'neil
dead man walking wrote:Ed Zachary wrote:Die in a fucking grease fire.
i second ed's warm welcome.
Third.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:25 pm
by Holy Cow
Your handle is so boring.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:43 pm
by Dunn
I hope you and your entire family get mauled to death by a roaming pack of rabid wombats. Fuck you.
Re: Introduction
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:48 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
Some white-Hispanic from Florida beats a murder rap and all of a sudden he shows up here. Not welcome IMO.