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Syaigh, BD, and EZ ever run away together like Tamara and Nick?

Totally. Only blockier.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote: like Tamara and Nick?

wat

EZ will never willingly share.
You should see the angry PMs he sent after pictures of my candlelight dinner with Syaigh and Blaidd hit Facebook.
Of course, I won't publicize them. I'm a good guy.

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote: like Tamara and Nick?

wat

NM, googled. Ugh. Shame for the people around them taking the shrapnel.

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote: like Tamara and Nick?

wat

'tis true. Nick even put out an email this week herping about how his divorce (which he precipitated when he left his wife for the Beak) made him a stronger person because CHAOS THEORY!!!!

Actually Nick would be perfect for EZ.

I did not investigate it, nor am I an iron samurai subscriber. However, what man here would not grab true love with both hands if they could?

Proto and spells aside.

There's a serious dealbreaker...Neither of those fuckers will give up the ass...and it's not becuase it's too beaucoup

Plus EZ uses way too much glitter on his cock.

Being totally serious for a minute: If they're happier with each other than they were with their previous spouses, then that's good for them. But, it seems endemic in the xfit community (even apostates like Cohen) for folks to leave their partners for their new coach. And I have to wonder if that's because there's something about the community that encourages people to define themselves purely based on their fitness goals. "Sorry honey, thanks for raising the kids, but my new guy can put 10kg on my snatch."

Based on pics above, I'm betting he can't put more than 50 grams of meat in any particular snatch. I think the catching/pitching relationship may be reciprocal.

The Ginger Beard Man wrote:EZ will never willingly share.
You should see the angry PMs he sent after pictures of my candlelight dinner with Syaigh and Blaidd hit Facebook.
Of course, I won't publicize them. I'm a good guy.

He was a total cunt about that.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

I'm glad two women found happiness with one another.

I think it was one of those things. That shit happens.

CF adultery seems to be a spur of the moment thing, and not a commitment, or part of the burgeoning CF swinging lifestyle that HQ is trying so hard to suppress stories about.

Nobody said shit when it was revealed Rippetoe has a few girlfriends.

Everyone at Shoreline Crossfit got an std.

protobuilder wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:

I'm glad two women found happiness with one another.

Twins. Gross!

Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote:Being totally serious for a minute: If they're happier with each other than they were with their previous spouses, then that's good for them. But, it seems endemic in the xfit community (even apostates like Cohen) for folks to leave their partners for their new coach. And I have to wonder if that's because there's something about the community that encourages people to define themselves purely based on their fitness goals. "Sorry honey, thanks for raising the kids, but my new guy can put 10kg on my snatch."

And, like everything else they do, broadcast it all over the interwebz.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Everyone at Shoreline Crossfit got an std.

Jesus, I used to check their site every single day for the LULZ. The posting is not quite as manic as it used to be. Somebody either took the reigns from that Lauren Plumey psycho, or she got on the meds.

I think someone must proofread it. I too, miss the almost,constant stream of lulz.

Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote:Being totally serious for a minute: If they're happier with each other than they were with their previous spouses, then that's good for them.

For a little while, for some of the parties. See: Sharibaby leaving her husband for B-Boy, only to be left in turn for ANYC. See: the kids involved.

But, it seems endemic in the xfit community (even apostates like Cohen) for folks to leave their partners for their new coach. And I have to wonder if that's because there's something about the community that encourages people to define themselves purely based on their fitness goals. "Sorry honey, thanks for raising the kids, but my new guy can put 10kg on my snatch."

The trainee/trainer relationship is not that different from a patient/therapist. The authority figure is supposed to expect some attraction, which is highly situational (wouldn't happen if the trainer was the dentist), and not act on it. The married trainee is supposed to know it's nutty to sleep with their trainer, consider any trainer who would scummy and unprofessional, and keep some personal distance. There are ethical standards normally in place for a reason. Real coaches who coach the opposite gender see this constantly. But take an environment that's completely permissive of any stupidity, and where there's no such thing as a lapse in judgment, and you get shit like this.

And it's really sad, because that shit's not built to last. You get these women who get into fitness to try to improve their lives, and the things that were most important to them end up getting tossed aside. They wouldn't have taken that deal going in.

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote:Being totally serious for a minute: If they're happier with each other than they were with their previous spouses, then that's good for them.

For a little while, for some of the parties. See: Sharibaby leaving her husband for B-Boy, only to be left in turn for ANYC. See: the kids involved.

Well sure. There's always fallout from divorce, whatever the reason. I'm the product of my dad's second marriage, and I have a 1/2 brother through his first marriage. The end of the first marriage was certainly rough on everyone, my brother not the least, but my mom and dad are happy together, and my dad's first wife is happy with her new husband, and none of that would have happened had my dad and his first wife not said "you know what, this isn't working."

I certainly don't mean to be flip about the effects of divorce, but sometimes it's the right thing to do. And I don't begrudge people the happiness they find.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote: CF adultery seems to be a spur of the moment thing, and not a commitment, or part of the burgeoning CF swinging lifestyle that HQ is trying so hard to suppress stories about.

Are they really trying to suppress it? They seem more focused on people who suggest that @fit is injurious rather than adulterous.

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Shafpocalypse Now wrote: CF adultery seems to be a spur of the moment thing, and not a commitment, or part of the burgeoning CF swinging lifestyle that HQ is trying so hard to suppress stories about.

Are they really trying to suppress it? They seem more focused on people who suggest that @fit is injurious rather than adulterous.

CrossFit. Bottom Line? You're gonna get fucked.

Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote:

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote:Being totally serious for a minute: If they're happier with each other than they were with their previous spouses, then that's good for them.

For a little while, for some of the parties. See: Sharibaby leaving her husband for B-Boy, only to be left in turn for ANYC. See: the kids involved.

Well sure. There's always fallout from divorce, whatever the reason. I'm the product of my dad's second marriage, and I have a 1/2 brother through his first marriage. The end of the first marriage was certainly rough on everyone, my brother not the least, but my mom and dad are happy together, and my dad's first wife is happy with her new husband, and none of that would have happened had my dad and his first wife not said "you know what, this isn't working."

I certainly don't mean to be flip about the effects of divorce, but sometimes it's the right thing to do. And I don't begrudge people the happiness they find.

Divorce happens. It is what it is.

Online attention-whoring/pathetic behavior-justification when there are kids involved is another matter.