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PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:47 am
by Turdacious
in London, fire officials aren't holding their tongues about how they must perform tasks like freeing a man's penis from a vacuum cleaner.
The London Fire Brigade has launched a public campaign dubbed "Fifty Shades of Red," theorizing that an increase in such randy rescue calls in that city is perhaps propelled by the popularity of the erotic romance novel "Fifty Shades of Grey."
The campaign simply urges people in London — especially guys — to exercise more common sense before inserting their manhood into gadgets made for cooking or cleaning. The brigade reports that it responded to 416 stuck-body-part calls in 2010-11, another 441 in 2011-12 and 453 in 2012-13. Among those emergency requests for assistance, 79 people were wearing handcuffs they could not remove.
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/london-fi ... 8C11375653
I don't want to be a firefighter for some reason.
Re: PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:48 am
by Turdacious
And yes, this post is brought to you by vaseline. And marathons.
Re: PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:03 am
by DrDonkeyLove
Gorby, are you OK?
Re: PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 6:23 am
by baffled
No wonder YID stopped posting.
Re: PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:20 am
by Protobuilder
It's easy to mock but sometimes a toaster does look good, simply sitting there all smug and everything.
Re: PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:03 pm
by Gav
Turdacious wrote:And yes, this post is brought to you by vaseline. And marathons.
The vaseline would have stopped them getting stuck. You will become a believer.
Re: PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:18 pm
by WildGorillaMan
That toaster was totally asking for it.
Re: PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:07 pm
by syaigh
WildGorillaMan wrote:That toaster was totally asking for it.
^shame on you toaster-raper-sympathizer
Re: PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:21 pm
by Turdacious
Gav wrote:Turdacious wrote:And yes, this post is brought to you by vaseline. And marathons.
The vaseline would have stopped them getting stuck. You will become a believer.
They must have low wattage toasters in your country.
Re: PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:38 pm
by Thatcher II
The panic when you get your dick trapped in a toaster is worse than the pain. If you stay calm you can sort out 99% of this stuff with a stiff drink and a strong tweezers. Thank me later.
Re: PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:06 am
by DARTH
This is why I hope Gorby stays around, shit like this^ is priceless.
Re: PSA-- don't stick your dick in the toaster
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:29 am
by WildGorillaMan
How revolting.