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UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 8:36 pm
by Kazuya Mishima

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:09 pm
by Batboy2/75
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Because they sho' am sweet.


http://cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/matt-vesp ... r-attacker
This all over the blogosphere.

LOL, times are tough when your intended victims fight back.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:13 pm
by Grandpa's Spells
Any evidence that the header is what's described is what's taking place?

Video looks like a guy runs up behind a woman, ends up on the ground, then gets kicked and punched.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:15 pm
by Batboy2/75
Grandpa's Spells wrote:Any evidence that the header is what's described is what's taking place?

Video looks like a guy runs up behind a woman, ends up on the ground, then gets kicked and punched.

So he's the victim? Gotcha!

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:17 pm
by seeahill
As the guy is getting punched, you can hear another guy saying, incredulously, "you hit a girl? You hit a girl?"

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:21 pm
by Batboy2/75
seeahill wrote:As the guy is getting punched, you can hear another guy saying, incredulously, "you hit a girl? You hit a girl?"

Your eyes and ears are lying to you Tim. The black guy is definately being beat down my the Man and his bat shit crazy woman. You need to ackowledge your built in racism and report to a reeducation camp.

Obviously these are angry tea party types, fustrated that a glorious light walking black man occupies the white house.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:25 pm
by nafod
seeahill wrote:As the guy is getting punched, you can hear another guy saying, incredulously, "you hit a girl? You hit a girl?"
She probably wanted to visit a shoe store and deserved it.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:36 pm
by Grandpa's Spells
Batboy2/75 wrote:So he's the victim? Gotcha!
I have no idea. I'm just aware the most famous "knockout game videos" have since been shown to have nothing to do with a knockout game, so you at least expect to see an unsuspecting white person getting hit. This doesn't even show that.
As the guy is getting punched, you can hear another guy saying, incredulously, "you hit a girl? You hit a girl?"
Watch it with the sound off and see what it looks like.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:43 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
My favorite ghetto ass whipping was some skinny dude getting beaten by a big black woman for damn near 10 minutes.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:45 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:50 pm
by Grandpa's Spells
Batboy2/75 wrote:
seeahill wrote:As the guy is getting punched, you can hear another guy saying, incredulously, "you hit a girl? You hit a girl?"
Your eyes and ears are lying to you Tim. The black guy is definately being beat down my the Man and his bat shit crazy woman. You need to ackowledge your built in racism and report to a reeducation camp.
Or, just question why somebody playing the knockout game is wearing black slacks, black shoes, a white shirt with cuffs, and a necktie. Almost as if he were at work.

It's also weird that homie would choose to play the knockout game in broad daylight in a sea of white people and security cameras.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:52 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Cuz even high class fellas with jobs enjoy unwinding with a game of knockout on their lunch hour.

That soccer kick was awesome though. Even if it happened to a white guy

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:53 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
So, Spells...you're saying these knockout game vids aren't of a knockout game.

What the fuck are, then, a group of black youths doing cold cocking someone walking by who isn't even paying attention to them? What are those situations?

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:01 pm
by Dan Martin
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF7HzoGb8hk[/youtube]
Damn...

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:12 pm
by Grandpa's Spells
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:So, Spells...you're saying these knockout game vids aren't of a knockout game.

What the fuck are, then, a group of black youths doing cold cocking someone walking by who isn't even paying attention to them?
In the original viral video, there was one of a guy, who turned out to be a teacher, getting hit in the had and eating a curb. The cops involved in the arrest said the attacker said he was having a bad day and decided to tee off on somebody. Happened a year ago. Nothing to do with a game.

The other really dramatic one was the woman getting hit from behind. That was an EDP attacking a woman in London.
What are those situations?
Random unconnected violence.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:12 pm
by nafod
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:So, Spells...you're saying these knockout game vids aren't of a knockout game.

What the fuck are, then, a group of black youths doing cold cocking someone walking by who isn't even paying attention to them? What are those situations?
This one fit the preconceptions a little too neatly.
Editor’s Note: This story has been updated to reflect comments from the Las Vegas Police Department.

An incident depicted in a viral video Sunday showing a woman thoroughly beat an assailant who appeared to sneak up behind her is not related to the notorious “knockout game,” authorities said.

Las Vegas Police Department spokesman Larry Hadfield told TheBlaze Monday it appears the involved individuals had contact with each other before.

“This incident does not suggest it would be related to any random incident like a ‘knockout’ type game,” he said, noting it “remains under investigation.”
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12 ... n-in-mall/

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:28 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
Knockout game, schmockout game...skillet caught some shoe laces across them big lips.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:56 am
by Kenny X
Dan Martin wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF7HzoGb8hk[/youtube]
Damn...
Here's what I don't get. I've seen a lot of these videos and in most of the cases, one party gets the other on the ground, hits them a few times and then let's them get back up. Repeatedly.

If I was in a fight, and I was able to get whomever was attacking me on the ground, on their back, I'd do my best to pummel them ground and pound style until they either weren't moving anymore, or they were just shaking uncontrolably and then maybe I'd fuck them into a puddle of chowder for good measure.

You can't let these motherfuckers keep getting back up, it just doesn't make sense.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:58 am
by Kenny X
Also that soccer kick was rad.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:36 am
by CharlieBob
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Dan Martin wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF7HzoGb8hk[/youtube]
Damn...
Here's what I don't get. I've seen a lot of these videos and in most of the cases, one party gets the other on the ground, hits them a few times and then let's them get back up. Repeatedly.

If I was in a fight, and I was able to get whomever was attacking me on the ground, on their back, I'd do my best to pummel them ground and pound style until they either weren't moving anymore, or they were just shaking uncontrolably and then maybe I'd fuck them into a puddle of chowder for good measure.

You can't let these motherfuckers keep getting back up, it just doesn't make sense.
I would argue that that is in large part because your threshold to fight someone is a good bit higher than these people. Where you would (I assume) not fight someone unless there were some perceived threat to self, family, or property and felt it was absolutely necessary these people fight for shits and giggles, over absolutely nothing. So where you would fight to win, they fight for entertainment/appearances. What they are doing in that video is more akin to the sparing you would do in a gym than an actual fight.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:44 am
by Shafpocalypse Now
No. Those two lived in the same neighborhood, so it was tit for tat.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:25 am
by Kenny X
CharlieBob wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Dan Martin wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF7HzoGb8hk[/youtube]
Damn...
Here's what I don't get. I've seen a lot of these videos and in most of the cases, one party gets the other on the ground, hits them a few times and then let's them get back up. Repeatedly.

If I was in a fight, and I was able to get whomever was attacking me on the ground, on their back, I'd do my best to pummel them ground and pound style until they either weren't moving anymore, or they were just shaking uncontrolably and then maybe I'd fuck them into a puddle of chowder for good measure.

You can't let these motherfuckers keep getting back up, it just doesn't make sense.
I would argue that that is in large part because your threshold to fight someone is a good bit higher than these people. Where you would (I assume) not fight someone unless there were some perceived threat to self, family, or property and felt it was absolutely necessary these people fight for shits and giggles, over absolutely nothing. So where you would fight to win, they fight for entertainment/appearances. What they are doing in that video is more akin to the sparing you would do in a gym than an actual fight.

Well, I can't speak for the folks you generally see in these videos, but I can speak for me and you are 100% correct- if I were fighting it'd be because I was defending myself, or my family or my home. I don't wander my hood looking for fights for "entertainment," and I don't look for trouble in a general sense either.


It is interesting to note, that when I'm at BJJ, I enjoy rolling with my friends and the new folks who occasionally drop in, it's a lot of fun, and I enjoy it a lot. But it's also serious business. SO in public, I keep my mouth shut and mind my own business, stay aware of my surroundings and I don't hassle people. Heh, I pretty much do everything I can to avoid altercations, I'm just another face in the crowd y'know.

But if somebody puts their hands on me I'm going to do my best to make them pay for it. So yep, I get what you're driving at.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:58 am
by Fuzzy Dunlop
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
CharlieBob wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
Dan Martin wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF7HzoGb8hk[/youtube]
Damn...
Here's what I don't get. I've seen a lot of these videos and in most of the cases, one party gets the other on the ground, hits them a few times and then let's them get back up. Repeatedly.

If I was in a fight, and I was able to get whomever was attacking me on the ground, on their back, I'd do my best to pummel them ground and pound style until they either weren't moving anymore, or they were just shaking uncontrolably and then maybe I'd fuck them into a puddle of chowder for good measure.

You can't let these motherfuckers keep getting back up, it just doesn't make sense.
I would argue that that is in large part because your threshold to fight someone is a good bit higher than these people. Where you would (I assume) not fight someone unless there were some perceived threat to self, family, or property and felt it was absolutely necessary these people fight for shits and giggles, over absolutely nothing. So where you would fight to win, they fight for entertainment/appearances. What they are doing in that video is more akin to the sparing you would do in a gym than an actual fight.

Well, I can't speak for the folks you generally see in these videos, but I can speak for me and you are 100% correct- if I were fighting it'd be because I was defending myself, or my family or my home. I don't wander my hood looking for fights for "entertainment," and I don't look for trouble in a general sense either.


It is interesting to note, that when I'm at BJJ, I enjoy rolling with my friends and the new folks who occasionally drop in, it's a lot of fun, and I enjoy it a lot. But it's also serious business. SO in public, I keep my mouth shut and mind my own business, stay aware of my surroundings and I don't hassle people. Heh, I pretty much do everything I can to avoid altercations, I'm just another face in the crowd y'know.

But if somebody puts their hands on me I'm going to do my best to make them pay for it. So yep, I get what you're driving at.
saying stuff like this: "I'd do my best to pummel them ground and pound style until they either weren't moving anymore, or they were just shaking uncontrolably and then maybe I'd fuck them into a puddle of chowder for good measure." makes it sound like you've never been in a fight before.

Re: UFC needs to legalize soccer kicks

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:00 pm
by Kenny X
Don't be fatuous, Fuzzy.