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China discovers the joy of Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:12 pm
by seeahill
A man who was fed up with his girlfriend's incessant Christmas shopping responded to her request for one more look around a mall shoe store by leaping seven floors to his death.
The 38-year-old, identified as Tao Hsiao, had been shopping with his girlfriend at the Golden Eagle International Shopping Center in Xuzhou, China, when she asked to check out one last shoe store.
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Re: China discovers the joy of Christmas
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:54 am
by kreator
At least he died doing what she loved.
Re: China discovers the joy of Christmas
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:02 pm
by seeahill
Shop 'til you drop.
Re: China discovers the joy of Christmas
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:19 pm
by nafod
Accelerate your life
Re: China discovers the joy of Christmas
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:06 pm
by T200
I will let you all in on the secret to having a great Christmas mall experience: bump 4mg dilaudid.
You may need more dilaudid or a stimulant of unknown quantity depending on SELF to get the full experience.
Then smoke a big dank blunt and the mall is your oyster.
Re: China discovers the joy of Christmas
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:52 pm
by baffled
I had a buddy in college who choked down an 1/8 oz of mushrooms so he could deal with going to Costco with his girlfriend.
Costco. Not the mall.
They didn't work out.
Re: China discovers the joy of Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:46 pm
by T200
Shrooms at a mall or Costco would be a gamble.
But perhaps a gamble worth taking. Stack 'em up with a Molly to keep shit under control.