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EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:32 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
So, I'm sitting on a bench next to Ginmaster and EZ, and this young woman with a world class posterior bends over in front of me...like a foot away. I don't want to be caught staring so I turn my head and pretend I'm not looking.
Gin gives me a chin nod gesturing at her.
EZ says "Goddamn Shaf! DONT MISS THAT!" and pointed.
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:39 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:40 pm
by Mickey O'neil
Hahahaha! I bet EZ is a blast to hang out with. I'm sure we would get along great. I'm sure it was a good time.
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:48 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
EZ never went nowhere he didn't know nobody. GAWD DAMN HES MAGNIFICENT
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:52 pm
by Really Big Strong Guy
Absolutley fantastic. Nothing wrong with a serious lack of subtlety.
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:03 pm
by Holland Oates
LOL
I talk so much shit it just all kind of runs together.
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:09 pm
by nafod
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:So, I'm sitting on a bench next to Ginmaster and EZ, and this young woman with a world class posterior bends over in front of me...like a foot away. I don't want to be caught staring so I turn my head and pretend I'm not looking.
Gin gives me a chin nod gesturing at her.
EZ says "Goddamn Shaf! DONT MISS THAT!" and pointed.
Hot Ass Tourettes. An inability to not admire.
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:24 pm
by Holland Oates
I don't have much of a filter. Makes for good times around sensitive folks.
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:42 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
My mom wanted to adopt him.....I think she was trying to trade up.
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:21 pm
by The Nightman
She does walking lunges for days to build that.
But, really she's tough and a great athlete. She gives a Highlander a go every year, and will put up a 5 minute fight to get out of the hole of a front squat during axle clean and press.
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:22 pm
by kreator
Where can I download the pics?
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:08 pm
by Mickey O'neil
The Nightman wrote:She does walking lunges for days to build that.
But, really she's tough and a great athlete. She gives a Highlander a go every year, and will put up a 5 minute fight to get out of the hole of a front squat during axle clean and press.
Who we talking about here? Your facilities manager?
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:06 pm
by Holland Oates
The Nightman wrote:She does walking lunges for days to build that.
But, really she's tough and a great athlete. She gives a Highlander a go every year, and will put up a 5 minute fight to get out of the hole of a front squat during axle clean and press.
Yeah you can tell she works her ass off.
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:44 pm
by baffled
This thread is worthless without ass pics.
EZ, Shaf, this chick. Whatever.
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:01 pm
by The Nightman
You asked for a pic....
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:47 pm
by Protobuilder
Blaidd Drwg wrote:My mom wanted to adopt him.....I think she was trying to trade up.
The Nightman wrote:She does walking lunges for days to build that.
But, really she's tough and a great athlete. She gives a Highlander a go every year, and will put up a 5 minute fight to get out of the hole of a front squat during axle clean and press.
Any pics of BD's mom?
Re: EZ in a nutshell
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:48 pm
by Holland Oates
Saved by your Bob Wildes internet accumen.