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Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:16 pm
by Kenny X
So the ghost in the upstairs guest room, whom I have affectionately nicknamed "Old Scrumpy," was up to some marvelous tricks this week, lemme tell ya.

Firstly, we've (it and I) been on good terms, since I've set out a little bit of my good bourbon on Dunn's advice. The noises have been kept to a minimum, for the most part.

However, night before last, at about 2AM, according to the Future Mrs. Herr Doktor, Old Scrumpy was restless, and "dropping bowling balls on the floor in there..." Woke her up and startled her.

I have heard the noises she's referring to, of course.

And apparently yesterday, while I was at work, the Future Missus was upstairs vacuuming the carpet, and when she tried to get into guest room, the door wouldn't open. She could turn the handle, it wasn't locked, but she couldn't open the door, no matter how hard she tried. Wouldn't let her in...

And the noises were going in full effect last night after I got home and we'd eaten dinner and settled in for the evening.

Now, insofar as rational explanations for all this silliness are concerned, I have come up with these-

1. There could be large rodents in the walls making the scratching sounds
2. The weather here has been weird, and it could be that a change in pressure could have caused the door to stay shut tight and some swelling in the wood could have kept it stuck

But I still can't account for the "dropped bowling balls" sounds.

I don't own a bowling ball. And my kettlebells are downstairs.

Maybe the neighbor (I live in a townhouse) was moving furniture at 2AM? And yesterday evening as well?

Perhaps BUT- she can't hear my dog wailing when I leave for work in the morning, and I've never heard anything from her place before... The walls are super-thick. I highly doubt it's the neighbor.

Odd.

We'll see what happens in the coming weeks.

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:33 pm
by Cave Canem
You sure it's not just EZ sneaking in to film his hybrid cattleball videos?

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:39 pm
by Kenny X
Cave Canem wrote:You sure it's not just EZ sneaking in to film his hybrid cattleball videos?
I'm almost 95% positive!

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:14 pm
by TomFurman
Heefer.

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:29 pm
by Kenny X
TomFurman wrote:Heefer.
I'm not up on all the drug lingo the kids are using these days so I looked up "heefer."

No, there's none of that going on here. No acid or bennies or amyls, either.

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:30 pm
by Kenny X
Oh fuck me I'm an idiot. I literally asked myself why a BJJ guy from Brazil would call weed "heefer."

"R's" are "H's" most of the time with Portuguese.

Heefer = Reefer

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:17 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
Tom's been watching too many Renato Laranja videos.

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:14 am
by TomFurman
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Tom's been watching too many Renato Laranja videos.
Yes

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:53 am
by nafod
Thread needs more alien anal probing

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:55 am
by Kenny X
nafod wrote:Thread needs more alien anal probing
LOL there's no such things as aliens.

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:59 am
by Alfred_E._Neuman
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
LOL there's no such things as aliens.
Image

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:06 am
by Kenny X
Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
LOL there's no such things as aliens.
Image

LAWLS. That guy -fuck that, that whole show- is awesome.

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:49 am
by Thud
is it possible you've just got a loose shutter slapping in the breeze?

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 12:47 pm
by nafod
Thud wrote:is it possible you've just got a loose shutter slapping in the breeze?
Ive never known shutter slapping to spell out a call for help in morse code.

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:42 pm
by DrDonkeyLove

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 3:15 pm
by Kenny X
DrDonkeyLove wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nP0gMVpp1c[/youtube]
Brilliantly played.

Re: Guest room ghost update!

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:33 pm
by Thud
nafod wrote:
Thud wrote:is it possible you've just got a loose shutter slapping in the breeze?
Ive never known shutter slapping to spell out a call for help in morse code.
I haven't been following too closely, but from what I understand of the good Dr's methods, if he's hearing cries for help, I dare suggest they're probably coming from his penis.