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Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:55 pm
by Gran Turismo
Long time lurker, figured after a year of hanging in the shadows I'd finally get on and start a log.

A bit about me: sanshou for 7 years, Judo for 3, dabbled in BJJ, but no meaningful MA practice for a few years now. Have lifted off and on since 2006 or so, so nothing special (355 squat, 405 dead @ 205 bodyweight). Was briefly in the Navy prior to some dumb luck resulting in a medical discharge.

Stumbled across the forum a while back when I first heard of the couch thread (referenced on T-Nation , so yeah...). Not a crosshitter, but I've run across their retardation more than I care to. Knew some of the craziness, but damn they're nutty.

And now for something completely different:
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Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:37 pm
by Holland Oates
Sanshou? The nutty street fighting style or the sport style?

Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:41 pm
by Kenny X
Gran Turismo wrote:Blah blah blah ... Lots of newbie cliches like "longtime lurker" and vague details about military service ... Couch thread ... Blah blah blah


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NICE!! :happiness:

Welcome aboard! Start a log!!

Now, who belongs to that luscious ass!!?? Where can I find some videos? She doesn't fuck black guys, animals or Gypsies does she?

Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:48 pm
by Gran Turismo
Ed Zachary wrote:Sanshou? The nutty street fighting style or the sport style?
Sport. Never did much competitively aside from a few smokers. Had completely forgotten "Combat Sanshou" was a thing, ha.
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:NICE!! :happiness:

Welcome aboard! Start a log!!

Now, who belongs to that luscious ass!!?? Where can I find some videos? She doesn't fuck black guys, animals or Gypsies does she?
Sadly I have no idea. Just googled PAWG and happiness ensued.

Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:03 pm
by johno
Perhaps your short time in the Navy didn't completely knock the hetero out of you.

Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:40 pm
by Cave Canem
Best intro I've seen in a long time.....don't get cocky.

Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:57 pm
by Batboy2/75
Great another T-nation faggot.

Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:10 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
Gran Turismo wrote:Long time lurker, figured after a year of hanging in the shadows I'd finally get on and start a log.

A bit about me: sanshou for 7 years, Judo for 3, dabbled in BJJ, but no meaningful MA practice for a few years now. Have lifted off and on since 2006 or so, so nothing special (355 squat, 405 dead @ 205 bodyweight). Was briefly in the Navy prior to some dumb luck resulting in a medical discharge.

Stumbled across the forum a while back when I first heard of the couch thread (referenced on T-Nation , so yeah...). Not a crosshitter, but I've run across their retardation more than I care to. Knew some of the craziness, but damn they're nutty.

And now for something completely different:
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You have a luscious ass. Real girl, pre-op, post op?

Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:53 pm
by Kenny X
DrDonkeyLove wrote:
Gran Turismo wrote:Long time lurker, figured after a year of hanging in the shadows I'd finally get on and start a log.

A bit about me: sanshou for 7 years, Judo for 3, dabbled in BJJ, but no meaningful MA practice for a few years now. Have lifted off and on since 2006 or so, so nothing special (355 squat, 405 dead @ 205 bodyweight). Was briefly in the Navy prior to some dumb luck resulting in a medical discharge.

Stumbled across the forum a while back when I first heard of the couch thread (referenced on T-Nation , so yeah...). Not a crosshitter, but I've run across their retardation more than I care to. Knew some of the craziness, but damn they're nutty.

And now for something completely different:
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You have a luscious ass. Real girl, pre-op, post op?
Donkey, that's a real human female I assure you. Only a legit female-since-birth, living in America, subsisting on a diet of Applebee's appetizers and Cosmo martinis is capable of cultivating an ass like that.

Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:02 pm
by WildGorillaMan
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Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:21 pm
by Holland Oates
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote: Donkey, that's a real human female I assure you. Only a legit female-since-birth, living in America, subsisting on a diet of Applebee's appetizers and Cosmo martinis is capable of cultivating an ass like that.
DON'T YOU TAKE THAT FROM ME! She's pre-op gawddamnit.

Excellent martial art GT. I'm still going to call you a fag though. It's just what I do.

Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:30 pm
by Kenny X
Ed Zachary wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote: Donkey, that's a real human female I assure you. Only a legit female-since-birth, living in America, subsisting on a diet of Applebee's appetizers and Cosmo martinis is capable of cultivating an ass like that.
DON'T YOU TAKE THAT FROM ME! She's pre-op gawddamnit.

Excellent martial art GT. I'm still going to call you a fag though. It's just what I do.
And that's the sound of me snarfing Boddington's pub ale.

He's a fag alright. But a fag with a training log littered with allegories and references to Conan the Barbarian.

http://irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=225719

Nigga can't be all bad.

Re: Intro

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:45 pm
by Holland Oates
Sooth!


You have to keep in mind that cock faggot is a term of endearment at my BJJ school.

Re: Intro

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:39 am
by tough old man
So a Matt Furey kind of thing?

Re: Intro

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:27 am
by DARTH
:finga:

And boys, get off his nuts because he posted some great tail and has a decent log entry.

You earn it here. :axe: