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What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:35 pm
by Turdacious
-A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.

To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men.”

As detailed in a probable cause statement, Jennifer McCarthy, a 48-year-old artist, argued about space aliens with her 53-year-old beau, whose name was redacted from the document released by the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Office. When questioned by deputies, McCarthy reportedly acknowledged that she “did have a gun at the time” the couple was yelling at each other.

McCarthy’s boyfriend told investigators that following the argument McCarthy departed her Aventura Road residence. Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court fling.

While using the gat as a sex toy, McCarthy reportedly asked her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?” The probable cause statement, drafted by Deputy Chris Zook, does not indicate whether McCarthy’s boyfriend dared to answer that query.

After removing the gun from her vagina, McCarthy pointed it at her boyfriend’s head, investigators charge. Fearing that he could get shot, the man grabbed the weapon from McCarthy and put it in the toilet.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ter-675432

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:38 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Sounds like a perfect Saturday night

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:39 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Sexy danger or dangerous sex. Pick your poison.

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:47 pm
by baffled
I was gonna say something about how I need to finish this idea I have for a book. Then I clicked the link and saw the mugshot of this chick.

I'm good.

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:49 pm
by nafod
Turdacious wrote:
-She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court fling.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... ter-675432
Mario, please move this post to the "Educators have failed this nation" thread.

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:58 pm
by DPR
Sounds like the kind of woman a lot of Marines would date.

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:00 pm
by Sua Sponte
Wouldn't be a problem if she were any good. I mean she couldn't have pointed the gun at the dude after she had "inner course" with it if she had gotten it off. Hah. Get it? Get the gun off. Damn space aliens made me say that.

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:27 pm
by seeahill
Writers and crazy chicks = occupational hazard.

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:28 pm
by WildGorillaMan
seeahill wrote:Human males and crazy chicks = occupational hazard.

FTFY

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:45 pm
by WildGorillaMan
Image

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:20 pm
by Kenny X
WildGorillaMan wrote:Image
That's hot.

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:47 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Image
That's hot.
Sproing.

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:49 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
I'm a little concerned about what kind of sights the gun may have had.

Re: What's with writers and crazy chicks

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:13 am
by DARTH
Shit, I would have taken that as an invitation to get even freakier.

Gun in mouth, mine ion her snatch, we'd play
Who comes first?