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Surviving Valentine's Day
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:19 pm
by Hanglow Joe
This is smug, obnoxious and hilarious, from the Goldman Sachs Elevators
http://www.businessinsider.com/gselevat ... z2t1l8WHwV
Re: Surviving Valentine's Day
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:22 pm
by nafod
I plan to honor my wife by putting the seat down for a change.
Re: Surviving Valentine's Day
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:31 pm
by Mickey O'neil
I hate Valentine's Day. Biggest bullshit "holiday".
Re: Surviving Valentine's Day
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:09 pm
by Holland Oates
The oldest is trying to qualify for state that night so we ain't worried about no weak ass Hallmark holiday in the EZ yurt.
Re: Surviving Valentine's Day
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:01 am
by Fuzzy Dunlop
that was not funny at all
Re: Surviving Valentine's Day
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:13 am
by Testiclaw
Mickey O'neil wrote:I hate Valentine's Day. Biggest bullshit "holiday".
All Holidays are bullshit, to be quite honest. Any "original" meaning has been hijacked in favor of convenience of consumerism.
People talk about "War on Christmas" and bitch about people calling things "Holiday Trees" and saying "Happy Holidays", but the real fight was waged and won long ago by Hallmark, Chinese toys and sweaters sewed together in Bangladesh, fueled by an entire country that relies on TV's and commercials to pump the urge to consume directly into our veins.
Valentine's Day is no different. Chocolate, flowers, rings, etc., etc. Buy. Buy more. If you don't, it's clearly because you don't care. Everybody else cares. Why don't you?
There are no Holidays worth celebrating, except May Day.
Re: Surviving Valentine's Day
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:21 am
by SubClaw
Fuck me! That bacon flowers bouquet is awesome.
Re: Surviving Valentine's Day
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:15 am
by kreator
Testiclaw wrote:Mickey O'neil wrote:I hate Valentine's Day. Biggest bullshit "holiday".
All Holidays are bullshit, to be quite honest. Any "original" meaning has been hijacked in favor of convenience of consumerism.
People talk about "War on Christmas" and bitch about people calling things "Holiday Trees" and saying "Happy Holidays", but the real fight was waged and won long ago by Hallmark, Chinese toys and sweaters sewed together in Bangladesh, fueled by an entire country that relies on TV's and commercials to pump the urge to consume directly into our veins.
Valentine's Day is no different. Chocolate, flowers, rings, etc., etc. Buy. Buy more. If you don't, it's clearly because you don't care. Everybody else cares. Why don't you?
There are no Holidays worth celebrating, except May Day.
Dude you seem mad.
I want to cheer you up. Let me be the first to wish you a Happy President's Day!