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Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:00 pm
by Turdacious
The last time a gynecologist examined your mom he found a Racquetball tournament....
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:02 pm
by Turdacious
Jack and your mom
Went up the hill
So Jack could lick her candy
Jack got a shock
And a mouthful of cock
Cause your moms real name is Randy…..
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:03 pm
by Turdacious
@'s mom trying to drum up business
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Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:03 pm
by Turdacious
I was staring at your moms Duck Dynasty panties for a few minutes, til i realized she wasn't wearing panties.....
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:05 pm
by Turdacious
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:07 pm
by Turdacious
Ya moms stuffs her boobs in her socks when she runs
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:09 pm
by Turdacious
Your momma's so fat she can only play 'seek'
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:10 pm
by Turdacious
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:12 pm
by Turdacious
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:22 pm
by Turdacious
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:41 pm
by Shapecharge
Dang Turd...I had to restrain myself on posting something on that chick's blog. What the fuck are you doing looking for that shit?
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:48 pm
by Yes I Have Balls
Yo momma so fat, when she cuts herself, she bleeds gravy.
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:54 pm
by Turdacious
What's the best thing about a BJ from your mom?
The ten minutes of silence.
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:58 pm
by Turdacious
Shapecharge wrote:Dang Turd...I had to restrain myself on posting something on that chick's blog. What the fuck are you doing looking for that shit?
I identify as a white, working class, able-bodied, cisgendered, aromantic asexual female. That’s the easiest way of trying to describe myself and my orientation.
http://alifeunexamined.wordpress.com/about/
I'm not a fan of Phaedrus' blog, just trying to understand her perspective.
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:23 pm
by Turdacious
Ya moms vibrator has a prescription of viagra
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:26 pm
by Turdacious
You know how certain smells take you back to a different time?
Well, every time your mom walks past me I get nostalgic on how things were before indoor plumbing.
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:27 pm
by Turdacious
Your mom has that competitive edge. She doesn't call it spitting, she calls it catch and release...
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:27 pm
by Turdacious
Your mom's "pre-game" includes her own roofies...
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:28 pm
by Turdacious
Your mom sues makers of bobbleheads for likeness rights...
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:32 pm
by Turdacious
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:33 pm
by Turdacious
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:36 pm
by Turdacious
Your mom can light a match by scratching the matchstick on her beard
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:37 pm
by Turdacious
Its so cold outside your mom pulled her pants up!
Re: Your mom
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:52 pm
by Kenny X
Your mom is so fat, she has smaller fat moms orbiting around her.
Re: Your mom
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:00 am
by Turdacious
Craig's mom...
