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I know at least one of you closet homos figure skates. Can't all be equestrian athletes. So here's my argument:

The hardest thing going right now is the quadruple toe loop. Or maybe it is an axel or sow-cow (sp?) but whatever. It's got four spins. What's next?

If you watch the skaters, all of them all do their spins one way or another. All clockwise or counter-clockwise. Which is bullshit. So I am thinking the next breakout is a skater who cranks out triple jump to the left followed by one to the right.

This thread topic is eerily similar to the one you made about that shitty DMB-like music you were hoping someone here liked. Stop this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEYYYMuwCyA[/youtube]

I haven't paid any attention to any of this Olympics but I would like to extend my allegiance in the likely onslaught of fat boy cyber bullying you will receive for knowing that much terminology.

Fuck the haterz

Shapecharge wrote:This thread topic is eerily similar to the one you made about that shitty DMB-like music you were hoping someone here liked. Stop this.

WTF? Some of those tunes would make good music for a short program.

nafod wrote:I know at least one of you closet homos figure skates. Can't all be equestrian athletes. So here's my argument:

The hardest thing going right now is the quadruple toe loop. Or maybe it is an axel or sow-cow (sp?) but whatever. It's got four spins. What's next?

If you watch the skaters, all of them all do their spins one way or another. All clockwise or counter-clockwise. Which is bullshit. So I am thinking the next breakout is a skater who cranks out triple jump to the left followed by one to the right.

I'm thinking the Iron Lotus.

nafod wrote:I know at least one of you closet homos figure skates. Can't all be equestrian athletes.

I take it back. Actually you can be both.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEr1ihXM61E[/youtube]

Nice triple-triple at the 30 second mark. Watch this with your kids.

Maybe this should be merged with the Train with "It's Pat" thread.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9c_KttvQPU[/youtube]

One of the skaters actually wore a bench shirt and squat pants as a part of his outfit. Fit right in.

Who remembers the awesome figure skater on Dragondoor who could do pistols in her skates, was a vegan, and in some kind of cult where she was going to have to marry her uncle? Even Pavel was drawn out..