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Can't escape the Seahill

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:08 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Can't escape!

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/what-the-heck ... mesbaker99
Years ago I read an essay by travel writer Tim Cahill, who described going free-diving off the South African coast; he was writing about the various scarily-unregulated tour-boats that would give tourists a change to get in a shark-cage to see great whites. Cahill went free-diving with an expert diver, and a camera man. Obviously, free-diving in waters teeming with great whites is not for the faint of heart.

What always stuck with me about his story was that the diving expert he was with gave Cahill a board to carry with him. It was abot the size and shape of a boogie-board, and it was painted very basically with the markings of an orca's body — black with the white belly line and eye-spot. He was instructed to carry the board flat against himself while swimming, but if any great whites should approach, he was to flash the painted side of the board at them.

He said it worked like a charm. Approaching great whites would abruptly veer off and swim away briskly the moment they got a flash of the orca markings.

I would love to see someone put that on film.

Re: Can't escape the Seahill

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:12 pm
by buckethead
Why didn't he just paint the orca on his belly. Would've been more realistic

Re: Can't escape the Seahill

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:29 pm
by nafod
buckethead wrote:Why didn't he just paint the orca on his belly. Would've been more realistic
Orcas have beards?

Re: Can't escape the Seahill

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:10 pm
by seeahill
I risk my life in this kind of science based reporting and am subjected to ridicule. See if I tell you how to play canasta with grizzly bears, god damn it.

Re: Can't escape the Seahill

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:54 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
I wasn't making fun of the burnin cabin guru. Have some class, goddamn it, you pack of degenerates

Re: Can't escape the Seahill

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:24 pm
by seeahill
Actually, posting here sorta reminds of swimming with great white sharks.

In a good way, of coarse.