War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:08 am
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War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
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Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:15 am
Christy Mack retired?
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:31 am
I don't know if she retired. I haven't been watching her for like, the past year because I've been on a Nicole Aniston, Brandi Love, hot MILF kick these days. But I do know she was living with War Machine and they've been together for a while. Apparently they've had issues. He came home and a dude was chillin there with her and he beat them both up.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:12 am
Sort of proud that I have no idea who either of the people are.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:24 am
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:44 am
I'm not sure I trust the folks who write for SB Nation blogs to know this with any certainty, but...Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:I don't know if she retired. I haven't been watching her for like, the past year because I've been on a Nicole Aniston, Brandi Love, hot MILF kick these days. But I do know she was living with War Machine and they've been together for a while. Apparently they've had issues. He came home and a dude was chillin there with her and he beat them both up.
I thought I was the only Nicole Aniston fan.The retired porn star has released a full statement following an alleged attack by her ex-boyfriend, Jon Koppenhaver a.k.a. "War Machine,"
He's got all that ink, and he's somehow on the run? Dude kinda stands out.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:15 am
I have my doubts that Jon will live through the week.
I did like the "I must be cursed" line. Like this shit just happens to him.
I did like the "I must be cursed" line. Like this shit just happens to him.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:35 am
If I lived with her, the last thing I'd be doing would be beating the shit out of her.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:10 am
Nosir! Nicole is great! I'm a big fan of her work.baffled wrote:I'm not sure I trust the folks who write for SB Nation blogs to know this with any certainty, but...Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:I don't know if she retired. I haven't been watching her for like, the past year because I've been on a Nicole Aniston, Brandi Love, hot MILF kick these days. But I do know she was living with War Machine and they've been together for a while. Apparently they've had issues. He came home and a dude was chillin there with her and he beat them both up.I thought I was the only Nicole Aniston fan.The retired porn star has released a full statement following an alleged attack by her ex-boyfriend, Jon Koppenhaver a.k.a. "War Machine,"
He's got all that ink, and he's somehow on the run? Dude kinda stands out.
As to him being on the run, I doubt it'll be long before he's found, unless he's left the country already.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 1:40 pm
Somebody shoot this guy in the face, already.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:33 pm
It never seems to work out between porn stars and MMA fighters. Such well adjusted people, yet the universe thwarts their love at every turn.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:36 pm
like war machine, i was surprised to learn a porn star would be fucking more than one guy. surprising and disappointing to learn.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:03 pm
Based on the title, I initially thought this thread was about a race horse stomping on his jockey
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:45 pm
Not sure, but there's a high probability that's racist.nafod wrote:Based on the title, I initially thought this thread was about a race horse stomping on his jockey
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:42 pm
heh!baffled wrote:Not sure, but there's a high probability that's racist.nafod wrote:Based on the title, I initially thought this thread was about a race horse stomping on his jockey
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:12 pm
Duane Chapman is now chasing war machine.
Go get 'em Dog..."So a bounty hunter who goes by the name Dog is chasing after a lady-beating cage fighter who legally changed his name to War Machine? That entire scenario is sponsored by Monster energy drink and features outfits provided by Ed Hardy and a soundtrack by Seether"
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:41 pm
Exclusive: Dog 'Bounty Hunter' claims he's close to 'War Machine' arrest, warns him to 'stop now' unless he wants to die
Duane is getting a little dark. I guess now that the TV show is off the air, Dog is dropped the capture them and lecture them about Jesus stuff.
Duane is getting a little dark. I guess now that the TV show is off the air, Dog is dropped the capture them and lecture them about Jesus stuff.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:17 pm
Dog's wife has some amazing sweater puppies.Batboy2/75 wrote:Exclusive: Dog 'Bounty Hunter' claims he's close to 'War Machine' arrest, warns him to 'stop now' unless he wants to die
Duane is getting a little dark. I guess now that the TV show is off the air, Dog is dropped the capture them and lecture them about Jesus stuff.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:56 pm
And cops just arrested War Machine at a motel in So. Cal. He didn't put up a fight.
Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/m ... -1.1905348
Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/m ... -1.1905348
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:17 am
He was taking the latest Lloyd Irvin course, no doubt.seeahill wrote:And cops just arrested War Machine at a motel in So. Cal. He didn't put up a fight.
Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/m ... -1.1905348
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:43 am
Turdacious wrote:He was taking the latest Lloyd Irvin course, no doubt.seeahill wrote:And cops just arrested War Machine at a motel in So. Cal. He didn't put up a fight.
Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/m ... -1.1905348
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:42 pm
They knew they wouldn't need all of that because the motel doesn't allow dogs.seeahill wrote:And cops just arrested War Machine at a motel in So. Cal. He didn't put up a fight.
Strangely, the cops in the picture are dressed like cops, in short sleeved shirts. No armor, Mraps or M-16s. What's wrong with those so. cal cops?
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:45 am
What a pussy
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 4:45 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... onies.htmlA mixed martial arts fighter known as War Machine started laughing in court when the woman he allegedly beat and sexually assaulted described her injuries.
Jonathan Paul Koppenhaver, 33, was chided by the judge after smirking during testimony from Christy Mack, his porn star ex-girlfriend.
Mack, 23, was describing the alleged attack at her Las Vegas home in August this year, which left her with 18 broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib and a ruptured liver.
Props to War Machine for doing what he can to make his sentence longer.
Re: War Machine beat the crap out of Christy Mack
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 6:10 am
Suicide attempt didn't work. Insanity is his next best bet.