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Hats

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:42 pm
by Turdacious
What hat should I wear to match the rest of my outfit?

Re: Hats

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:22 am
by Bud Charniga's grape ape
Giant foam cowboy hat.

Re: Hats

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:38 am
by Grandpa's Spells
I saw some motherfucker wearing a Vietnamese conical straw hat a couple weeks ago. Get one of those.

Re: Hats

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:39 am
by Turdacious
Grandpa's Spells wrote:I saw some motherfucker wearing a Vietnamese conical straw hat a couple weeks ago. Get one of those.
Was it an IGxer starring in Rambo II?

Re: Hats

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:08 am
by WildGorillaMan
Giant novelty cheese hat.

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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:09 am
by beefheart
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Re: Hats

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:09 am
by WildGorillaMan
Under no circumstances should you buy a trilby OR a fedora. You'll end up joining the mens rights movement and arguing with feminists on twitter.

Re: Hats

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:43 am
by nafod
Doubles as a spare

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Re: Hats

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:45 am
by Turdacious
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Can't wear the fedora in good conscience.

Re: Hats

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:30 pm
by dingleberry
A jimmy hat for protection

Re: Hats

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:18 pm
by Bob Wildes
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Re: Hats

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:44 pm
by Hebrew Hammer

Re: Hats

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:03 am
by dead man walking
ok, mr hammer, i'll bite. what style yarmulke do you rock?

satin or suede?

do you tuck your side locks under your lid?

Re: Hats

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:36 am
by Hebrew Hammer
dead man walking wrote:ok, mr hammer, i'll bite. what style yarmulke do you rock?

satin or suede?

do you tuck your side locks under your lid?
Knit, probably computer programmed, with a picture of Peter from family guy, which my son got for me.. No side locks, but I leave some sideburn so as to avoid rounding the corner of my head. (Lev. 19:27)

Re: Hats

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:42 am
by dead man walking
you and elvis

Re: Hats

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:35 am
by Turdacious
You guys need to do better-- this thread isn't living up to glass closet standards set by either the pants or shoes threads.

Re: Hats

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:55 am
by Pinky
Still not as gay as the pants thread:

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Re: Hats

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:02 am
by Tirofijo
second from left. Go for it.

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Re: Hats

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:36 am
by Bob Wildes
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Re: Hats

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:31 pm
by Shapecharge
If you're gonna wear jeans and boots then you need to wear Billy Jack's hat. Especially if you know hapkido.

Re: Hats

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:30 pm
by Tirofijo
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog[/youtube]

This video’s for all you stupid fucking trolls and haters online–saying mean and hurtful things about fedoras. Well, guess what? They rule harder than you, dipshits!

So next time you think before you do trolling. I’d implore you to do a little bit of thinking if that’s even possible for you to think before you do fucking hating on fedoras.

Get the fuck off line if you’re gonna keep saying this bullshit keep spouting it out of your stupid-ass keyboards that probably aren’t even mechanical.

Re: Hats

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:55 pm
by Turdacious
Tirofijo wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog[/youtube]

This video’s for all you stupid fucking trolls and haters online–saying mean and hurtful things about fedoras. Well, guess what? They rule harder than you, dipshits!

So next time you think before you do trolling. I’d implore you to do a little bit of thinking if that’s even possible for you to think before you do fucking hating on fedoras.

Get the fuck off line if you’re gonna keep saying this bullshit keep spouting it out of your stupid-ass keyboards that probably aren’t even mechanical.
=D> =D> =D>
Now we're approaching the proper level of metrosexuality with this thread!!!