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Hats
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:42 pm
by Turdacious
What hat should I wear to match the rest of my outfit?
Re: Hats
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:22 am
by Bud Charniga's grape ape
Giant foam cowboy hat.
Re: Hats
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:38 am
by Grandpa's Spells
I saw some motherfucker wearing a Vietnamese conical straw hat a couple weeks ago. Get one of those.
Re: Hats
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:39 am
by Turdacious
Grandpa's Spells wrote:I saw some motherfucker wearing a Vietnamese conical straw hat a couple weeks ago. Get one of those.
Was it an IGxer starring in Rambo II?
Re: Hats
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:08 am
by WildGorillaMan
Giant novelty cheese hat.

Re: Hats
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:09 am
by beefheart
Re: Hats
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:09 am
by WildGorillaMan
Under no circumstances should you buy a trilby OR a fedora. You'll end up joining the mens rights movement and arguing with feminists on twitter.
Re: Hats
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:43 am
by nafod
Doubles as a spare

Re: Hats
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:45 am
by Turdacious

Can't wear the fedora in good conscience.
Re: Hats
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:30 pm
by dingleberry
A jimmy hat for protection
Re: Hats
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:18 pm
by Bob Wildes
Re: Hats
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:44 pm
by Hebrew Hammer
Re: Hats
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:03 am
by dead man walking
ok, mr hammer, i'll bite. what style yarmulke do you rock?
satin or suede?
do you tuck your side locks under your lid?
Re: Hats
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:36 am
by Hebrew Hammer
dead man walking wrote:ok, mr hammer, i'll bite. what style yarmulke do you rock?
satin or suede?
do you tuck your side locks under your lid?
Knit, probably computer programmed, with a picture of Peter from family guy, which my son got for me.. No side locks, but I leave some sideburn so as to avoid rounding the corner of my head. (Lev. 19:27)
Re: Hats
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:42 am
by dead man walking
you and elvis
Re: Hats
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:35 am
by Turdacious
You guys need to do better-- this thread isn't living up to glass closet standards set by either the pants or shoes threads.
Re: Hats
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:55 am
by Pinky
Still not as gay as the pants thread:

Re: Hats
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:02 am
by Tirofijo
second from left. Go for it.

Re: Hats
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:36 am
by Bob Wildes
Re: Hats
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:31 pm
by Shapecharge
If you're gonna wear jeans and boots then you need to wear Billy Jack's hat. Especially if you know hapkido.
Re: Hats
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:30 pm
by Tirofijo
[youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog[/youtube]
This video’s for all you stupid fucking trolls and haters online–saying mean and hurtful things about fedoras. Well, guess what? They rule harder than you, dipshits!
So next time you think before you do trolling. I’d implore you to do a little bit of thinking if that’s even possible for you to think before you do fucking hating on fedoras.
Get the fuck off line if you’re gonna keep saying this bullshit keep spouting it out of your stupid-ass keyboards that probably aren’t even mechanical.
Re: Hats
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:55 pm
by Turdacious
Tirofijo wrote:[youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog[/youtube]
This video’s for all you stupid fucking trolls and haters online–saying mean and hurtful things about fedoras. Well, guess what? They rule harder than you, dipshits!
So next time you think before you do trolling. I’d implore you to do a little bit of thinking if that’s even possible for you to think before you do fucking hating on fedoras.
Get the fuck off line if you’re gonna keep saying this bullshit keep spouting it out of your stupid-ass keyboards that probably aren’t even mechanical.
Now we're approaching the proper level of metrosexuality with this thread!!!