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They aren't Dumbo-like, large and floppy, nor like a full mainsail, nor like a car with driver and passenger door wide open. That's a misconception that's been propagated by the ill-informed on this board.

Instead they're close to the head, a bit large, but misshapen and mangled, like a swollen, angry pretzel gone bad.

When you look at him, you're forced to self-talk -- "Look at his eyes, not his ears." But your eyes inevitably are drawn to them. He senses it -- you can see him holding back a lifetime of humiliation, and you quickly avert your gaze. This should prompt sympathy, not mockery.

Doped your drink, didn't he? Happens to the most wary of us

Dang. This was not complementary at all. And DISPITE this misforture of birth you won't believe how much pussy I pull.

On a side note the Hammer did buy me a cup of coffee but I kept my hand on my wallet the whole time.

Now we know that we have an official member of the ear fetish community here.

Your fetish is OK HH. This is a judgement free zone and you're still not the creepiest person here. However, your attempt to publicly humiliate Shape is beyond contemptible

Shape can hear you masturbate

You misspelled despite, Shape.

Leave the guy alone Mickey. He has huge disgusting misshapen ears and you fault his spelling?

Might take his mind of those thing?

You spelled "off" incorrectly, Bobby

buckethead wrote:You spelled "off" incorrectly, Bobby

Sorry about that.

Another troubling thing. He lives in a ramshackle little town. Many of the residents have similar misshaped ears. To see them on young girls is especially sad. Anyone know the backstory here?