IGX

I saw this on FB:
And LOL'd.

And then I began to come up with my own.

It's fun!

OKAY, SO MAYBE I DON'T:

"DO MATH HOMEWORK IN PENCIL"

"RETURN DVD's TO REDBOX ON TIME"

"WEAR A CONDOM"

"FLOSS"

"LET HER KNOW WHEN I'M ABOUT TO CUM WHEN IM GETTING A BLOWJOB"

"LIKE BLACK PEOPLE"

"PULL OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE"

"GO FOR YEARLY CHECKUPS"

"WASH MY HANDS AFTER I PEE"

"DELETE THE PICTURES OFF MY IPHONE"

"SAY 'NO' TO DRUGS"

"PAY MY TAXES"

Are you finished yet?

"MAKE GOOD POSTS"

I hate you so hard right now, Buck.

buckethead wrote:"MAKE GOOD POSTS"

"PUT THE TIP IN...JUST FOR A MINUTE"

Kazuya Mishima wrote:"PUT THE TIP IN...JUST FOR A MINUTE"

Can she even tell the difference between that and full penetration?

Kazuya Mishima wrote:"PUT THE TIP IN...JUST FOR A MINUTE"

"PAY FOR HALF OF THE ABORTION"