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Running with the bulls

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:02 pm
by nafod
Not working out so well for USA college student.
The bull gored him through the thigh of the left leg. His sphincter was also quite damaged and suffered numerous hemorrhages.

Surgeon Enrique Crespo was called to operate on Miller after he was injured on the first day of the annual festival. Crespo said: 'It's not the worst injury I've seen, but it's the biggest goring wound I've ever had to operate on.'


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I'm thinking this could be a new euphemism for for rough anal. "Running with the bulls"

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Re: Running with the bulls

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:15 am
by The Crawdaddy
This guy needs a new t-shirt:

Front: "I went to Spain to run with the bulls and all I got was this stupid t-shirt..."

Back: "... and a new asshole courtesy of the bulls."

Re: Running with the bulls

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:56 am
by buckethead
Squid jokes

Re: Running with the bulls

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:10 am
by The Crawdaddy
buckethead wrote:Squid jokes
i know. They're awesome aren't they? :finga:

Re: Running with the bulls

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:55 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
You mess with the bull, and you get...never mind.

Re: Running with the bulls

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:13 pm
by The Crawdaddy
Kazuya Mishima wrote:You mess with the bull, and you get...never mind.
Bull-oney?

Bull's Eyes?

Re: Running with the bulls

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:26 pm
by nafod
buckethead wrote:Squid jokes
Not a joke. Ask any submariner about the importance of a proper functioning external valve.

Re: Running with the bulls

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:32 pm
by powerlifter54
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcvIQv2GIVI[/youtube]

Have seen this craziness in Lajes, Azores. Bulls do not pay attention to the tap.

Re: Running with the bulls

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:35 pm
by buckethead
nafod wrote:
buckethead wrote:Squid jokes
Not a joke. Ask any submariner about the importance of a proper functioning external valve.
I'm not interested in your sex life

Re: Running with the bulls

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:49 pm
by nafod
I'd like to sharpen the bull's horns and give him angel dust before the running.

Re: Running with the bulls

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:08 pm
by TomFurman
Bulls seem to be fond of the Sayoc "Blue Worm" cut.