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Literally *RIGHT NOW*! The Soon-To-Be Mrs. Kenny X brought me to Betty Nails to get a pedicure, she says it'll help me relax and unwind, with all the crazy hours I've been working. I'm sitting in a vibrating, massage chair, while a Vietnamese lady feverishly buffs my feet with scrubby things. And apparently they massage your feet and legs, too!! This is great!!!!

Mrs Kenny X and the future Mrs Kenny X sound very happy together!

Beer Jew wrote:Mrs Kenny X and the future Mrs Kenny X sound very happy together!

Yes sir, we very much are!!

Also, I see what you did there.

Kenny X wrote:

Beer Jew wrote:Mrs Kenny X and the future Mrs Kenny X sound very happy together!

Yes sir, we very much are!!

Also, I see what you did there.

He has his moments!

He can call me whatever he wants and speculate on my sexuality all he'd like, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm sitting here in a vibrating, massaging barka lounger with hot, moist towels on my legs and feet, after having Ling Ling lovingly caress and massage them, post callous scraping. Also, I'm drinking a frozen daiquiri out of a styrofoam cup, which I bought at the drive-thru on the way here.

WINNING!

Kenny X wrote:He can call me whatever he wants and speculate on my sexuality all he'd like, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm sitting here in a vibrating, massaging barka lounger with hot, moist towels on my legs and feet, after having Ling Ling lovingly caress and massage them, post callous scraping. Also, I'm drinking a frozen daiquiri out of a styrofoam cup, which I bought at the drive-thru on the way here.

WINNING!

Many a brave and smart man have gone before you. Bravo young Jedi. Bravo.

And I swear those massage chairs can beat a chiropractic adjustment or trigger point massage sometimes.

syaigh wrote:

Kenny X wrote:He can call me whatever he wants and speculate on my sexuality all he'd like, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm sitting here in a vibrating, massaging barka lounger with hot, moist towels on my legs and feet, after having Ling Ling lovingly caress and massage them, post callous scraping. Also, I'm drinking a frozen daiquiri out of a styrofoam cup, which I bought at the drive-thru on the way here.

WINNING!

Many a brave and smart man have gone before you. Bravo young Jedi. Bravo.

And I swear those massage chairs can beat a chiropractic adjustment or trigger point massage sometimes.

Those chairs are awesome!! I want one of my own in my living room! My top, middle and lower trapezius are all loose and relaxed right now.

Happy ending or a full refund

Kenny X wrote:He can call me whatever he wants and speculate on my sexuality all he'd like, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm sitting here in a vibrating, massaging barka lounger with hot, moist towels on my legs and feet, after having Ling Ling lovingly caress and massage them, post callous scraping. Also, I'm drinking a frozen daiquiri out of a styrofoam cup, which I bought at the drive-thru on the way here.

WINNING!

How big were Ling Ling's ears?

Turdacious wrote:

Kenny X wrote:He can call me whatever he wants and speculate on my sexuality all he'd like, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm sitting here in a vibrating, massaging barka lounger with hot, moist towels on my legs and feet, after having Ling Ling lovingly caress and massage them, post callous scraping. Also, I'm drinking a frozen daiquiri out of a styrofoam cup, which I bought at the drive-thru on the way here.

WINNING!

How big were Ling Ling's ears?

About normal size for a tee-tiny Vietnamese woman.

But check this out- her grip strength was AMAZING. Like, she could probably bend a St. Croix Forge #1 horse shoe!

Kenny X wrote:

Turdacious wrote:

Kenny X wrote:He can call me whatever he wants and speculate on my sexuality all he'd like, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm sitting here in a vibrating, massaging barka lounger with hot, moist towels on my legs and feet, after having Ling Ling lovingly caress and massage them, post callous scraping. Also, I'm drinking a frozen daiquiri out of a styrofoam cup, which I bought at the drive-thru on the way here.

WINNING!

How big were Ling Ling's ears?

About normal size for a tee-tiny Vietnamese woman.

nafod wrote:

Kenny X wrote:

Turdacious wrote:

Kenny X wrote:He can call me whatever he wants and speculate on my sexuality all he'd like, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm sitting here in a vibrating, massaging barka lounger with hot, moist towels on my legs and feet, after having Ling Ling lovingly caress and massage them, post callous scraping. Also, I'm drinking a frozen daiquiri out of a styrofoam cup, which I bought at the drive-thru on the way here.

WINNING!

How big were Ling Ling's ears?

About normal size for a tee-tiny Vietnamese woman.

Wouldn't be the first time a joke went over my head.

Dang Turd. Really?