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Jade Helm

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:28 pm
by D66
Do any of you follow what's going on with this? The majority of what I've heard about it is that it's something bad. I'm sure some of you have military SF friends, just curious what you've heard (under the radar) about the true nature of this operation?

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:32 pm
by nafod
I received my cranial implant last week. No negative effects so far.

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 3:29 pm
by Dux
D66 wrote:Do any of you follow what's going on with this? The majority of what I've heard about it is that it's something bad. I'm sure some of you have military SF friends, just curious what you've heard (under the radar) about the true nature of this operation?
How much do you know about a certain wood cabin in MO?

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:27 pm
by D66
Dux wrote:
D66 wrote:Do any of you follow what's going on with this? The majority of what I've heard about it is that it's something bad. I'm sure some of you have military SF friends, just curious what you've heard (under the radar) about the true nature of this operation?
How much do you know about a certain wood cabin in MO?

Absolutely nothing.

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:27 pm
by WildGorillaMan
I've said too much already.

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:39 pm
by Kenny X
Just put on your tinfoil hat. You'll be fine.

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 1:12 am
by buckethead
Can't wait for the Jade Helm Cert

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 2:46 am
by tough old man
It never happened. You were never here. This is not the information you seek.

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:32 pm
by Kenny X
I really miss the X-Files spinoff series The Lone Gunmen. That show was great. Of course, I'm the only person who thought so. The network executives at FOX, dicknuts that they are, canned the show after the first season, and killed off the characters in the X-Files episode "Jump The Shark."

(Though I did hear rumors of them being brought back in the X-Files reboot.)

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 11:26 pm
by Pinky
I heard that Jade Helm is a massage parlor.

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:07 am
by Kenny X
Pinky wrote:I heard that Jade Helm is a massage parlor.

...where Kenny X and his very-soon-to-be wife get their mani/pedis!

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:28 am
by Shafpocalypse Now
It's been going through n for a month. Texas, in general, looks fucking stupid

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 1:18 am
by Bud Charniga's grape ape
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's been going through n for a month. Texas, in general, looks fucking stupid
You're just saying that 'cause you've been indoctrinated in the FEMA camps

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:55 pm
by nafod
It'd be funny to get as many Texans as possible to change their home wireless address to "JADE HELM OBSERVATION POST NO. ####"

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:38 am
by seeahill
Mock all you will, but the Federal Government is coming to take our guns and transgender everyone.

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:09 pm
by Kenny X
seeahill wrote:Mock all you will, but the Federal Government is coming to take our guns and transgender everyone.
And make us marry individuals of the same trans-sex after that!

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 3:04 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
that's awesome naff...going to do that to one of my wifi points now

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 1:59 pm
by powerlifter54
Changed my internet signal name to "JADE HELM OPS".

Seriously, the Feds would have to work very hard to find a place more difficult to overreach in. Except in Downtown Houston or Austin.

Re: Jade Helm

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:01 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
The fact that Perry jumped on the bandwagon indicates a special kind of stupid and level of pandering