IGX

I have some free time coming up soon and am heading back to Canada. Besides escorts, massage parlors and strip clubs, what else do you recommend I do with my free time?

It's going to be real fucking cold. I already know this, but I don't really care. I went to Toronto about the same time last year and had a good time.

So what should I stop by and visit?

I don't know shit about Montreal but when I travel I do a few things every time. Eat at little hole in the wall joints, visit unusual sites, and hit the touristy shit like museums, hall of fames, etc. Oh and fucking relax and move at a slow pace.

Bien Venous! Went 4 times in college, haven't been there in 25 years. Great town, go see the Canadiens play. Haven't won a cup in 22 years and the fans are delusional.

yelp is great for searching for restaurants and things to do.

Hanglow Joe wrote:
yelp is great for searching for restaurants and things to do.

We need to talk.

Yelp is bullshit.

They speak a lot of French in Montreal.

shitty bagels they think are great. great strip clubs. the people are french cunts

I haven't been there in a few years, I used to go all the time for Bachelors' parties (it was always Montreal or NOLA, I waaaaay preferred Montreal). Kamasutra was unbelievable when I was there. Eastern European supermodels who were extremely "accommodating" and the money went very far at the time (they preferred greenbacks too). The Latin Quarter was great for bars and cafes. Crescent Street had a ton of big nightclubs, but they're full of kids (drinking age is/was 18 when I was there). Most of the strip joints are on Rue de St. Catherine (Kamasutra isn't).

Some cool things to check out:

The Underground City

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergrou ... ,_Montreal

The Old Montreal Neighborhood

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Montreal

Gibby's Steakhouse in Old Montreal

http://www.gibbys.com/montreal.php

Old Montreal is a must and is "vieux Montreal in French. It matters because I asked a local asshole where old Montreal was and he pretended that he didn't know because I asked in English.

A smoked meat sandwich and some poutine are apparently a big deal.

The last time I was there you couldn't turn right at a red light.

There are several stellar Roman Catholic cathedrals there if you're into sacred architecture.

Speak French. Don't be a prick. Avoid Muslims and liberals

Last time there i got wasted and tried to stumble out of the club we were at. Bumped into some homeboy and told him to fuck off,went outside to smoke butts and try not to puke. They left and came back w like 6 or 8 guys and made sure that when we squared off the bouncers got in between us. Then another one of his boys hit me in the head w a brick or vodka bottle wrapped in a towel from behind the bouncer. Still didn't manage to knock me out. Canada has shit medical care so they let me fly home the next day with some stitches in my head. When i saw my neurosurgeon for a follow up on my neck issues a day or so later he sent me straight to an MRI and turned out i had a skull fracture, a nurse friend told me theres now way i should have been flying in that condition.

Moral of the story, Canadian medical care is free because its garbage. Or garbage cuz its free... Either way. Also coloreds dont fight fair. i could probably have used a few solid fists to the face that night as i was being drunk and instigating but that pussy move could have killed me.

If steroids are legal there, you could pound like, 50 grams of tren, and let it slowly work its way out of your system over the next few months. Like front loading.

tough old man wrote:Speak French. Don't be a prick. Avoid Muslims and liberals

Montreal…Here I come!