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earthquake in Montana

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:11 pm
by seeahill
Just in case any of you were worried sick about this: there was no damage here, I slept through the quake, the cabin remains unignited.

Re: earthquake in Montana

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:59 pm
by Shapecharge
This is some fucking bullshit right here.

Re: earthquake in Montana

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:11 pm
by baffled
Stop it with this faggot shit. My state's going to fall into the ocean from an earthquake someday and you think a few branches shaking is a headline worthy event.

Call me when it's fire season.

Re: earthquake in Montana

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:23 pm
by seeahill
Baff,
Please don't worry, I'll be OK. When your state falls into the ocean (as the mystics and statistics say it will) I'll be sitting on some fine oceanfront property.

Re: earthquake in Montana

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 12:48 pm
by nafod
Yea Baff, you're in real danger

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Re: earthquake in Montana

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:57 pm
by Turdacious
California's problem isn't natural disasters.
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Re: earthquake in Montana

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 3:07 pm
by nafod
Montana deploying its seismometer network

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Re: earthquake in Montana

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 10:38 pm
by seeahill
nafod wrote: Sat Jul 08, 2017 12:48 pm Yea Baff, you're in real danger

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I was going to mention this but I didn't want to top Baff;s story. Besides, it's science, the bogus discipline that gave us "climate change."

Re: earthquake in Montana

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 12:17 am
by Alfred_E._Neuman
I'm just surprised they moved Alaska and Hawaii to where Mexico used to be.

Re: earthquake in Montana

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:33 pm
by baffled
Alfred_E._Neuman wrote: Sun Jul 09, 2017 12:17 am I'm just surprised they moved Alaska and Hawaii to where Mexico used to be.
That's how big the earthquake is going to be. It'll have my cousins in Hawaii speaking Spanish by the end of it.