Put Drunk Texting Stories Here:

[TomFurman]

I don't have any good ones, but figured IGX is fertile ground for this.

[milosz]

I was fucking a married MILF; she had sent me some texts early in the day about wanting to meet up that night, I got a day drunk going and sent her a description of what I was going to do to her later, she immediately sent back that it popped up while her son was playing with her phone on the drive home from school.

Thankfully her husband was this kid's stepfather, she just paid him off with extra allowance or something.