Gon@ But Not Forgott@n

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A kinky Argentinian man croaked while having sex with a scarecrow that he dressed in lipstick and a wig — and strapped a sex toy on, according to reports.

The man, 58, was found dead in his San Jose de Balcare home, lying next to the straw doll, the Irish Mirror reported.

"There were no signs of violence, and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow," police spokesman Rodolfo Moure told the publication.

The depraved sex fiend, who tended to sheep, had puffed up the scarecrow with clothes and tied a 6-inch strap-on penis to it, reports said.

His rotting remains were found after neighbors complained to police of a foul stench coming from his home, where he lived alone.

Autopsy results have not yet been released.
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At least...
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beefheart wrote:At least...
Well played Sir.

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Not everyone can say that they were fucked to death by a scarecrow.

Bravo Argentine pervert, bravo.
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Sounds like he was...

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...outstanding in his field.
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