The couch thread

[Anon]

Welcome to the cult Stacey Corn (rofl):

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[Grandpa's Spells]

I can imagine this will only make Castro's impotence worse. Small man and small dick syndrome.

I mean, completely losing your fucking shit over an exercise program in front of people whom are your clients and customers. And this dipshit was a fucking elite soldier? Though sources have indicated to me that Castro's standing amonst SEALs is similar to Castro's standing amongst IGxers.

That would make sense. You would think becoming a SEAL would have stomped out all the insecurity ("I made something of myself, did something very few people can do, I don't have to compensate any more") but he's like George Costanza with an attitude. "CASTRO'S GETTING UPSET! SERENITY NOW!!!"

[CultBuster]

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Contest is "What Are They Looking At?"

My guess is.....

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[Gary John]

I just love this.

Can't wiat for the video.

So, Greg and Robb can put their own stuff at Catalyst in Sunnyvale. That way, I can get my brother to come out and join in a couple of day Omnicert. I live about 20 miles away from there.

When Glasshole went off on Dan back in January 2006, Dan kept asking me to please don't do what I usually do. Wasn't easy, it was a short drive to Santa Cruz.

[JohnnyBadAss]

From Facebook:

Dolph Geurds - There are too many entities out there trying to get rich off CrossFit

Dolph Geurds - The Black Box seminar is not certified CF. Coach Glassman said at the 101 that there are 'people' out there trying to improve CF without providing data, let alone top finishers at the games. CrossFit is CrossFit and so far no one has been able to produce the results that Coach has produced---and when someone knocks down CF without proof it would piss me off too. I was not there but can imagine the bullshit running through Dave's head.

Dolph, keep drinking that Kool-Aid, buddy.

[Grandpa's Spells]

Brad
Posted November 24, 2009 at 9:28 am | Permalink

PS –
I also support:
Greg Everett
Mark Twight
Mark Rippetoe
JP at Greyskull
Poliquin, et. al.
IGX

I do not support:
censorship
despotism
fascism
elitism
retarded/unknown programming
fauxhawks/walletchains, et. al.

Odd that we got popular there, of all places.

[Croatoa]

I detect partial man hands on NYCTits. Probably due to @fit.

[Ronald RayGun]

[Crust Bucket]

Even this crowd loves the drama of crossbitch™

[MacGyver]

Dave Castro HATES Mark Rippetoe. He sent an email to Rip one time that was, the most unprofessional thing I’ve seen…up to that date.

Do you know what this is about? Has it been posted already?

[TomFurman]

Black Box Summit.

[dead man walking]

@fit is scientology without the science

[powerlifter54]

http://robbwolf.com/?p=976

Robb's synopsis of the Black Box fiasco.

"Headquarters, we are a go"

"Ignition and liftoff"

"Standing by for second stage burn..."

[Sofa King]

When the end finally does come, and the @fit Glitterati have all locked themselves away in their bunker, falling on their swords before the class action lawyers can collect on judgements found against them, what will we all have to talk about after that?

The parallel to the Nazis gets stronger and stronger. Or is it closer and closer?

Oh, I wouldn't want to toe Ayn Rand's line. Even when she was alive, she was an ugly fuck.

[GoDogGo!]

Oh, I wouldn't want to toe Ayn Rand's line. Even when she was alive, she was an ugly fuck.

He said "toe," not "tongue."

[Sofa King]

Oh, I wouldn't want to toe Ayn Rand's line. Even when she was alive, she was an ugly fuck.

He said "toe," not "tongue."

Tomato, toe-maht-oh.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Interesting picture, eh?

Looks like couch is leanin' down a bit, look at that happy face, less bloated than usual.

It's not because he's been getting shit for being an Otis lookin' motherfucker, both here and elsewhere. The real reason is in that picture. And it's a reason that many a dude had stopped stuffing his face full of garbage.

Here's another hint:

[dead man walking]

are you sayin' he's oiling his drill bit?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Sorry for the big pic, nyukkahs.

The story goes, and this is secondhand too, that Lisa caught Eddie Lugo with his hands in another cookie jar, and her good 'friend' couch convinced her to toss his ass out of the gym and divorce him. They do seem to be spending lots of time together.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

As soon as I heard this, I started thinking that maybe our loose cannon C-asstro thought he was untouchable because he has knowledge of this sort, so, I figure if it got taken out of his hands, maybe our poor little insecure ex-SEAL won't have a job soon.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

[Sofa King]

Lisa Lugo is easy on the eyes. Eddie Lugo was a monster (hyooge). Seems a loooong step down to climb in the sack with the cooch.

In other news; Am I the only one who thinks one of them Hitler movie clips with all the subtitles would be perfect right about now?
The situation just begs for it.

[Grandpa's Spells]

In other news; Am I the only one who thinks one of them Hitler movie clips with all the subtitles would be perfect right about now?
The situation just begs for it.

IGx Productions considered a project, but it was deemed that putting Castro in the Hitler role would be unfair and cruel to Hitler.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Have you fuckers seen the hit count on this thread go up. It's exploding. Just right now there are like 45 non IGxers looking in.

[Anon]

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