Ladies and gentlemen, who gives a shit who I am, let us focus on the relevant information.Charismatic megafauna wrote:4shizzly.ImUndaYourBed wrote:Well, who are you?Beezlebub wrote:This is confirmed. There are several eye witness accounts from dinner in WA after the CrossFitology 101 meeting where the couch was holding hands and sucking face with his catchers mitt. Shortly after, he passed out and had to be carried from the table.Gary John wrote:As much as I would like to believe that Glasshole is screwing around on the side, I have strong doubts.
No way his wife is going to put up with this.
He has some pretty young kids, so, no way he is going to cheat. This would end up like the Dodgers owner. He'd be seriously fucked.
Nobody is that stupid.
Please prove me wrong.
Beezle, intro yourself over in the FSF you sloppy @fitkocknobbler.
then come back and regale us with stories of that cripple motorboating the wife of a Navy SEAL.
Does Couch attempt to fuck everything that moves and can stomach to sit and swill gin with him? Yes. Is he a degenerate alcoholic fuck? Yes. Does have have young kids and a wife at home? Yes. Does he care? No.
I am anything but a CF kocknobbler, even though I thoroughly enjoy that term, I would love to crush the CF temple into dust. I am hoping that all I will need to do at this point is sit back and watch, they seem to be self destructing on their own. Who crowns someone their "Director of Training" when that individual is not only a confirmed douche, but has no experience training anyone or anything. Is Cuntro an ex-Navy SEAL, sure, but who gives a shit. Ask around, those who knew him when he was in are more likely to walk by, than take the time to piss on him if he were on fire. I have heard him described as a "warrior", seasoned on the "field of battle." Perhaps, only if you consider a field of battle to be a bar where you attempt to fuck everything except your wife. In that circumstance, yes, he has a distinguished record. He is the perfect man to sit at the right hand of the Couch. Couch has attempted to create him in his image.... well done Couch!
Let us not forget the other half of Couch's domain, for it is where his upbringing of Cuntro truly began. Long before Couch found his current catchers mitt, he was smitten with the moustached Nichole Barrel, aka buns of steel. Couch realized that Cuntro and bunzies could not stand on their own and dominate the fitness industry, so he did the only thing he is a master of, he got them drunk on gin and filmed them fucking like monkeys. Once their powers were united they became twin towers of Cockfit, and have reigned over the world since that day.
I am sure there are doubters, do some research, what you find may disgust you. It may sicken you worse than the sumo deadlift high pull.