The couch thread

[CultBuster]

[quoteSo I herniated my l4/l5 disc a few weeks ago during a wod. I had run the marathon a few weeks prior and im guessing that made me weaker than normal. I had an MRI done which confirmed it is a herniated disc. I have terrible pain hip radiating down to my ankle. My doctor says I can't do anything for awhile which is obvious since I can barely function.

Are there any guys/gals out there who have recovered and returned to crossfit from this injury who have any advice on recovering? About the only thing I can do without pain now is swim.

Even though Im in pain all I can think about is getting back to crossfit][/quote]

Monday lulz! The weaker than normal is my favorite part!

[friedquads]

Another Monday on the injury board:

So I flew off the pull-up bar 5 days ago and landed on my tailbone. Needless to say, I was out for the rest of the WOD. I worked out Saturday, but went light weight because it still hurt. Today I did Helen, and the running sucked...mostly from the jiggling of the sore srea. I really don't think anything is broken (ie. I can move and bend all the normal ways), but should I really be working out again yet?

Flew off the pull-up bar and landed on my tailbone = Kipping with reckless abandon and landed straight on my ass, possibly cracking my coccyx.

That's 'leet ya'll.

[kreator]

Another Monday on the injury board:

So I flew off the pull-up bar 5 days ago and landed on my tailbone. Needless to say, I was out for the rest of the WOD. I worked out Saturday, but went light weight because it still hurt. Today I did Helen, and the running sucked...mostly from the jiggling of the sore srea. I really don't think anything is broken (ie. I can move and bend all the normal ways), but should I really be working out again yet?

Flew off the pull-up bar and landed on my tailbone = Kipping with reckless abandon and landed straight on my ass, possibly cracking my coccyx.

That's 'leet ya'll.

Flying off the pullup bar is just another modal domain where @Fitters dominate other athletes.
Witness this elitery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6j7csB3L8Y

[rjudo]

Another Monday on the injury board:

So I flew off the pull-up bar 5 days ago and landed on my tailbone. Needless to say, I was out for the rest of the WOD. I worked out Saturday, but went light weight because it still hurt. Today I did Helen, and the running sucked...mostly from the jiggling of the sore srea. I really don't think anything is broken (ie. I can move and bend all the normal ways), but should I really be working out again yet?

Flew off the pull-up bar and landed on my tailbone = Kipping with reckless abandon and landed straight on my ass, possibly cracking my coccyx.

That's 'leet ya'll.

HAHAHAHAHA! Only a @fit retard can break his ass doing pullups.

[WildGorillaMan]

Of all the ways to break an ass that's probably the least enjoyable for the other parties.

[Batboy2/75]

Another Monday on the injury board:

So I flew off the pull-up bar 5 days ago and landed on my tailbone. Needless to say, I was out for the rest of the WOD. I worked out Saturday, but went light weight because it still hurt. Today I did Helen, and the running sucked...mostly from the jiggling of the sore srea. I really don't think anything is broken (ie. I can move and bend all the normal ways), but should I really be working out again yet?

Flew off the pull-up bar and landed on my tailbone = Kipping with reckless abandon and landed straight on my ass, possibly cracking my coccyx.

That's 'leet ya'll.

HAHAHAHAHA! Only a @fit retard can break his ass doing pullups.

No, he goes beyond retard. Only an Uber-retard would go the extra mile and ask for a medical diagnosis on the asshat fitness forum that helped fuck him up.

No dude, you're all good. Continue with what you're doing. The extreme pain and blood running out your ass is just excess eliteness exiting your body.

[ab g-d]

"In regione caecorum rex est luscus"

Erasmus (around 1500)

[Turdacious]

"In regione caecorum rex est luscus"

Erasmus (around 1500)

Erasmus and couch have a lot in common.

[Yes I Have Balls]

See, this is just @fitters for preparing for the unknown and unknowable - how could you fat fucking specialist insects possibly know what it feels like to fly off the pullup bar and injure yourself??? You don't - you're not h4rdc0re enough.

Only @fit trainers could POSSIBLY keep their jobs by continuously hurting their clients during a workout.

[TerryB]

You've got to train to be ready for anything guys.

[Anon]

Actually, I am glad my girlfriend is not a freak like you:

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[Mountebank]

@F stupidity is growing...from the NZ gaymes:


Also, tons of gas-mask-wearing Andro Friday goodness here: http://www.dropbox.com/gallery/2402820/ ... 0?h=0c774d

[Hank Scorpio]

The xfit girls must give the world's most brutal handjobs.

[Fat Cat]

[Elk]

Man, you know that ANYC's got the Kool-Aid flowing into her through an iv tube when she lists both political and religious views as "CrossFit".

I attribute her statement to a room temperature IQ and a prolific consumption of semen from variegated sources, the donors of which having room temperature IQs.

[Anon]

lol @ continued Gin ramblings on teh mainsyte!

[GoDogGo!]

OH for fuck's sake. Does that tat on his L upper arm say "Zone?"

[The Ginger Beard Man]

lol @ continued Gin ramblings on teh mainsyte!

"Anyone whose functional should be able to perform that workout."
Anyone but the bobbing and weaving pink elephant in the garage with Bony.

[the fearless freep]

OH for fuck's sake. Does that tat on his L upper arm say "Zone?"

LOL. That faggot has sucked at least one cock to completion in the last 24 hours.

Cleanse:

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[CFB]

These vids are getting better every week.

[justpassingthrough]

These vids are getting better every week.

Yes, it's almost surreal. Did nobody at HQ screen these vids before posting to main site?

Maybe the next installment will feature a full-frontal shot, so that the presence of Sanpaku can be verified.

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To be continued...

[lasalle]

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/GG_A ... review.mov

"...dizzying in its ramifications".

Attention lurkers: it isn't just the little voice in your head. It's actually true. HE ISN'T SAYING ANYTHING. He's throwing scribbles on a board and using 3 syllable words, but it's a crock of shit.

Not only does the emperor have no clothes, but he's fat and drunk.

[Gin Master]

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/GG_A ... review.mov

"...dizzying in its ramifications".

Attention lurkers: it isn't just the little voice in your head. It's actually true. HE ISN'T SAYING ANYTHING. He's throwing scribbles on a board and using 3 syllable words, but it's a crock of shit.

Not only does the emperor have no clothes, but he's fat and drunk.

I almost want to shell out for the journal just to see the rest of the train wreck. I've seen vegetables wake up after a ten-year coma talk better than that.

[Thud]

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/GG_A ... review.mov

"...dizzying in its ramifications".

Be honest, Couch, was it really the interplay of glute, hamstring and quadricep that was making you dizzy?

[JamesonBushmill]

Didn't Barky have some issues with her dad? Now she wants him to meet the new cockdonor?

I see now, her cock craving ways are just a sad attempt at "love me daddy...accept me daddy". Say what you will, Shari doesn't have the unresolved daddy bullshit.

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2008/12/ ... e-not.html

Once when I was ten I was walking down the street with my father. My dad was a real SOB. Brutal but brilliant. Certifiably insane and wildly aggressive, uncontrolable and strong but Columbia Grad several times over and proud member of Mensa. He loved me but had strange, difficult to understand kinds of ways of showing it. Anyway, I went to step out into the street without looking both ways. Even though it was obvious there weren't any cars coming, before my foot touched the street he geared up and smacked me so hard across the face with his huge calloused hand that my ears rung. I think I went cross eyed for a minute, ended up with a hand print on one side of my face and cried in public (which made made him mad enough to smack me again). This was one of his more gentile moments. That's the way he was... all the time.

It's taken me a lifetime to forgive my father for the way he showed his "love" and for his disfunctional brain. As I got older I realized there was a physical chemical imbalance and a whole lifetime of his own trauma that made him who he was. I understand him and love him and I've forgiven him. Forgiveness has been the only thing that's allowed me to move on. That, and staying far, far away for years.

The moral of the story is... I never stepped into the street again without looking both ways. The pain of the lesson made me never forget it. Sometimes pain is physical, sometimes it's emotional. Emotional scars last longer from my experience.