Still feeling like you can't scrub the @Fit dirt off with a Brillo pad?Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Tony Budding and his whole schtick of "You don't know what really happened!" when I'd just got off the fucking phone with 3 of the people involved in that bullshit (other than couch) was beyond stupid and ridiculous. What a feebleminded attempt at spindoctoring. A disgusting illustration of how things were going to be.
The amount of inside knowledge that makes it's way towards me via both first hand and second hand sources is astonishing. I wish I would have never listened to Dan when he said "Check out this Crossfit stuff, some of it's kind of cool."
FUCK!
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I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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WTF I don't see the problem here.chubbyhubby wrote:A little Parenting 101 for all the fathers out there...
BUT don't ignore her so much that you create this
An abomination that will, quite literally, fuck any man... in the ass with her oversized clit.
"It stinks like sex in here."
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Yeah, me neither. She's fucking hot.
My cousin is a redheaded german-mexican, we call him a beanerschnitzel
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZfF9diwIE[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNzax3rbYM[/youtube]
Wow.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNzax3rbYM[/youtube]
Wow.
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powerlifter54 wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZfF9diwIE[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNzax3rbYM[/youtube]
Wow.
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That. Was. AWESOME.
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to the 10th power.rjudo wrote:powerlifter54 wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZfF9diwIE[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNzax3rbYM[/youtube]
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That was fucking great!

I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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am i on crack or did 'unskeered' not make the ink montage?
pretty badass, nonetheless...
pretty badass, nonetheless...
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?


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It's stellar when everyone refers to her as Barky.
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Please do not involve Jezzy in the couch thread.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.
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Insect. Inelectubly.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:
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That may explain a lot of the raging alcoholism I've noted amongst Islander acquaintances of mine.
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Do Maori O Lifters still dine on human flesh? Doesn't get more Paleo than that.
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How did that nickname come about?Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's stellar when everyone refers to her as Barky.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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She made some claim that she was ugly as a child/teen and people called her that because she looked like a dog.Grandpa's Spells wrote:How did that nickname come about?Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's stellar when everyone refers to her as Barky.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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That's... 130? Depending on the collars. I wouldn't give a damn if I looked like Rezazedeh if I could snatch that.powerlifter54 wrote:Please do not involve Jezzy in the couch thread.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
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But can she do double unders?
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friedquads
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WTF are those dots on her quads? Tattoos?
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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Jezebel Jones wrote:That's... 130? Depending on the collars. I wouldn't give a damn if I looked like Rezazedeh if I could snatch that.powerlifter54 wrote:Please do not involve Jezzy in the couch thread.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:
yeah, very close to 3 bills on the bar and pulling it.
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.
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Naw. About as close as you're going to get to that is the Samoan guy that ate his dog a few months back.WildGorillaMan wrote:Do Maori O Lifters still dine on human flesh? Doesn't get more Paleo than that.
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friedquads wrote:WTF are those dots on her quads? Tattoos?
The 50 foot pole marks from the "Elleet athletes" who aren't even trying to do that.
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.
"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex
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Found it. It's a Samoan thing, specifically a Samoan woman thing called a Malu tattoo.powerlifter54 wrote:friedquads wrote:WTF are those dots on her quads? Tattoos?
The 50 foot pole marks from the "Elleet athletes" who aren't even trying to do that.
I got to respect those Samoans. When they ink, it's art and it's cultural heritage. When most @Fitters ink, it just brings up newer levels of doucheness.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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friedquads wrote:Found it. It's a Samoan thing, specifically a Samoan woman thing called a Malu tattoo.powerlifter54 wrote:friedquads wrote:WTF are those dots on her quads? Tattoos?
The 50 foot pole marks from the "Elleet athletes" who aren't even trying to do that.
I got to respect those Samoans. When they ink, it's art and it's cultural heritage. When most @Fitters ink, it's OTHER PEOPLE'S art and cultural heritage.


