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The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:That's the beauty of couch's gig.

Makes him 6 figs a year, maybe more. Not bad for 8-9 years of work.

We can denigrate him all we want, but mofo is makin' bank and livin' his dreams.
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Patrick Donnelly wrote: Actually, no. I am a virgin, and I'm not ashamed to say it. (Not gay, just Catholic.)
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What's wrong with a gin and moon pie lunch?

FUCKING NOTHING!

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The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:What's wrong with a gin and moon pie lunch?

FUCKING NOTHING!

That depends, if AM/PM is having a two for one sale on Little Debbies you now couch is reaching for those babies.
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this girl is very attractive but looks like she is starting to turn... esp around the shoulders. what say you?


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The disturbing trend is, to me, that if you put GSP in a wig and maybe a sports bra, there's be @Fers trying to tap that ass in a heartbeat.


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GSP needs a better chemist. Great performance, touch of gyno.
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The volume of Olympic (hi rep), chins, rings, wall ball, etc. is morphing the athletic chick to the @fit chick.. It's a new look.. Maybe big implants will distract us.
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GSP is good man...can you imagine how good he'd be....on CULTFIT???

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When you need a break from your hate:

http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

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The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:The disturbing trend is, to me, that if you put GSP in a wig and maybe a sports bra, there's be @Fers trying to tap that ass in a heartbeat.
That's hilarious, coming from you.
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Thanks GM. I needed to get back to the more important things in life.


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I just feel dirty after Girl # 532.
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Gin Master wrote:When you need a break from your hate:

http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

what an amazing site.
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Now guess what she's packing...
Video: http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... eGirls.mov
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Come on, that's too much to be a coincidence. A man-woman, in a photo entitled "Jocelyn Playing With the Girls"?

Lesbian Lynne's bulldyke fantasies coming through.
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What's awesome is I was talking to a local Cultfitter who has had nagging back, elbow, and shoulder injuries over the last year.

But he admits that it's Cultfit doing it to him but can't really bring himself to quit for good. So I encouraged him to take some time off, check out Mountain Athlete, Cultfit One World, Cultfit Greyskull, Gym Jones, and the Performance Menu for some alternative training concepts. Plus I told him to toss the old 3 on 1 off or 5 on 2 off shit and go with 2 on 1 off 2 on 2 off to help aid his recovery. He's my a bit older than me and I believe is failing to do any kind of wave loading of his intensity.

Why in the fuck do people refuse to listen to their own bodies?
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Ed Zachary wrote:What's awesome is I was talking to a local Cultfitter who has had nagging back, elbow, and shoulder injuries over the last year.
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Why in the fuck do people refuse to listen to their own bodies?
Because a lot of these people have very limited training backgrounds. They don't know how to listen to their bodies. So they suppress the biofeedback and chase the douched up abbed out tatbag at their local affiliate in a quest to become hardKore.

Think of all the stupid shit we did back in the day, playing football for hours without water, playing through injuries (not just pain), and going balls out on a shitty diet, no sleep, and no restorative treatment. A lot of us did these things as a young buck and are paying for them now (thanks again to everyone who rec'd YRG). I can't imagining making all those mistakes as a middle-aged office bloke.

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Gin Master wrote:Think of all the stupid shit we did back in the day, playing football for hours without water, playing through injuries (not just pain), and going balls out on a shitty diet, no sleep, and no restorative treatment. A lot of us did these things as a young buck and are paying for them now (thanks again to everyone who rec'd YRG). I can't imagining making all those mistakes as a middle-aged office bloke.
Thank God I stumbled upon sensible training before I even left my teens.


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Patrick Donnelly wrote: Thank God I stumbled upon sensible training before I even left my teens.
Yeah, you learned a lot last week.
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Patrick Donnelly wrote:(Not gay, just Catholic.)
There's a difference?
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Norman U. Senchbau wrote:
Patrick Donnelly wrote:(Not gay, just Catholic.)
There's a difference?
Most Catholics I know are quite promiscuous. There's a reason for that "Catholic school girl" stereotype.

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JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Norman U. Senchbau wrote:
Patrick Donnelly wrote:(Not gay, just Catholic.)
There's a difference?
Most Catholics I know are quite promiscuous. There's a reason for that "Catholic school girl" stereotype.
I know, but you'll probably never find one of those "Catholic school girls" who actually considers herself a Catholic. Catholicism gets a bad rap because there are many baptized non-practitioners.

I'm a registered Republican voter. If I were to vote for the Democratic party every chance I got, would you really call me a Republican? If you asked me what party I'm registered with though, what would I say?
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Patrick Donnelly wrote: Thank God I stumbled upon sensible training before I even left my teens.
Yeah, you learned a lot last week.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
coop wrote:Image
this girl is very attractive but looks like she is starting to turn... esp around the shoulders. what say you?


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Yes, that's nice right there but @fit will fuck that up quickly.

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Gin Master wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:What's awesome is I was talking to a local Cultfitter who has had nagging back, elbow, and shoulder injuries over the last year.
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Why in the fuck do people refuse to listen to their own bodies?
Because a lot of these people have very limited training backgrounds. They don't know how to listen to their bodies. So they suppress the biofeedback and chase the douched up abbed out tatbag at their local affiliate in a quest to become hardKore.

Think of all the stupid shit we did back in the day, playing football for hours without water, playing through injuries (not just pain), and going balls out on a shitty diet, no sleep, and no restorative treatment. A lot of us did these things as a young buck and are paying for them now (thanks again to everyone who rec'd YRG). I can't imagining making all those mistakes as a middle-aged office bloke.
Exercise addiction is an ugly thing. There was a couple who were family friends of ours that were die-hard runners. Over the top really. The wife had a heart attack at 43. Believe it or not, I heard that not long into her convalescence after surgery the nurses caught her running intervals on the stairs in the hospital, in her gown, carrying her IV bag! She was bugging out at the thought of losing any of her cardio. Fucking nutbar.

If she's still alive she's probably hardcore @fit by now.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:The wife had a heart attack at 43.
Chronic inflammation is a bitch.
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