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If he was doing them both, and they all were ok with that, I would be impressed.

who the fuck are these people? why should anyone care? mutts all over are are doing and ditching their bitches, and bitches are doing and ditching their mutts. big fuckin deal.

of course, if you've got video, post it.

Holy fucking shit on a stick.

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/

It's true!

One thing's for sure, if you are a decent lookin' dude, going to crossfit certs is a way to get laid!

Plus, ol' Brandon is hawking ADVOCARE!

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

Shaf wrote:Holy fucking shit on a stick.

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/

It's true!

One thing's for sure, if you are a decent lookin' dude, going to crossfit certs is a way to get laid!

Plus, ol' Brandon is hawking ADVOCARE!

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

Indeed. Just keeping the glory of this thread going strong.

Looks like the new chick running the affiliate blog has crucified the wrong person and tried to charge them with IP theft. Hilarious! Cooch even stepped away from the gin bottle to chime in...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... e_the.html

Reading x-fit gossip is sick. And then reading the comments at the blog of the dumped girl is sicker.

Then, that link about the guy still using x-fit and not reupping, way too many veiled and unveiled threats.

Glasshole encouraging the skinny boys to be "vigilant".

I love this thread.

And I didn't post any comments at either site. Too easy.

Reading x-fit gossip is sick. And then reading the comments at the blog of the dumped girl is sicker.

Then, that link about the guy still using x-fit and not reupping, way too many veiled and unveiled threats.

Glasshole encouraging the skinny boys to be "vigilant".

I love this thread.

And I didn't post any comments at either site. Too easy.

I owe Couch some money. I almost forgot that he invented pushups and pullups. I used them today and didn't pay his royalty fees.

The cult stepping up to defend the brand is dumb, perhaps somewhat effective, but only because it's free and keeps the lawyers from dipping into the gin fund.

For example some culty got a wild hair to rally the troops and gets the smackdown:

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=36606

yawn

Shaf wrote:Holy fucking shit on a stick.

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/

It's true!

One thing's for sure, if you are a decent lookin' dude, going to crossfit certs is a way to get laid!

Plus, ol' Brandon is hawking ADVOCARE!

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

Shari Babi needs the type of healing that can only be found here.

Shari Babi joins the thread in 3...2...1...

these people need a rabies vaccination.

RPC wrote: Looks like the new chick running the affiliate blog has crucified the wrong person and tried to charge them with IP theft. Hilarious! Cooch even stepped away from the gin bottle to chime in...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... e_the.html

Ugh! Poor guy.

People seemed awfully quick to tear this guy down but not one has offered a simple apology yet. Not like it means jack shit at this point.

oskars_left_nut wrote:

RPC wrote: Looks like the new chick running the affiliate blog has crucified the wrong person and tried to charge them with IP theft. Hilarious! Cooch even stepped away from the gin bottle to chime in...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... e_the.html

Ugh! Poor guy.

People seemed awfully quick to tear this guy down but not one has offered a simple apology yet. Not like it means jack shit at this point.

Cooch has his system down. He doesn't have to get his hands dirty anymore, like in the Dan John and Josh Hillis situations. Now all he's gotta do is whistle and his loyal guard dogs track down the prey and bring it back home, dead or alive.

Some Knucklehead at Cuntfit wrote:I do not understand how someone can steal from a man like Coach, who continues to give us his all.

Oh christ on a stick

This line makes me

Now maybe the other 500+/- gyms using CF illegally will think twice about it before stealing what Coach & Lauren Glassman have worked so hard to build for themselves, their family, and this community.

Shaf wrote:This line makes me

Now maybe the other 500+/- gyms using CF illegally will think twice about it before stealing what Coach & Lauren Glassman have worked so hard to build for themselves, their family, and this community.

Didn't you know? Couch invented the squat, the deatlift, the press and all variations there of. He also invented gymnastics, Olympic weightlifting, and kettlebells. And top it off he had the stroke of genious to invent working out hard.

I broke a hell of a sweat on some kettlebell snatches this afternoon. I'm looking out the window for the X-Fit police now.

Didn't you know? Couch invented the squat, the deatlift, the press and all variations there of. He also invented gymnastics, Olympic weightlifting, and kettlebells. And top it off he had the stroke of genious to invent working out hard.

Did he invent gym class as well? I'm pretty sure he was the first to introduce gym class in US elementary schools.

LiftHeavyShit wrote: Did he invent gym class as well? I'm pretty sure he was the first to introduce gym class in US elementary schools.

Shit.

My wife has her masters in Health and PE. She hasn't paid her CF dues for teaching kids gym class. She may be facing a full blown CF execution.

i have bumper plates, KBs, and Gymnastic rings in my garage. Alas no "Fatal Attraction" rabbit boilers, yet...

i am making a sign this afternoon for above the power rack that saus "Cultfit PL54"

let them come and stop me.

please.

Shit.

My wife has her masters in Health and PE. She hasn't paid her CF dues for teaching kids gym class. She may be facing a full blown CF execution.

CrossShit does not believe in education. The only education accepted at CF are thousand dollar certifications. Your wife may be out of a job. She may need to dump her masters and go for a weekend cert instead.

whatever, you guys just said, i don't care...xfit is teh awesom3!!!!1!!1

That's the advertisement for what Xfit can do for your vertical leap.

Nice rack on the left.


Nice rack on the rings.

Trouble is it's just AlliNYC's same rack over and over again and that sweet little cooze is going to be the straw that broke @fit....

watch and learn.....the wheels are coming off the bus.. It's the same old thing, sex, booze adn performance enhancing drugs that are going to bring down this fledgling enterprise....Drama will mount, lawsuits pile up and you'll see fire departments, Mil and LEO slowly back away as crossfit implodes....

The cult mentality of @phags makes the brain shrivel. Couch manifests all the psychopathological characterists of a true cult leader. It's the same thing at DD (though I don't get the impression that Pavel has the same cultish paronoia as cooch) and elsewhere. People are generally sheep, not leaders. People want "heroes", someone they can look up to. People are pathetic.

ANYC is only considered hot because she's in a group of tits-less horse-faced she-males. Nice rack, but the rest of her is standard-issue at best, and she appears to be dumber than a bag of batteries.

GoDogGo! wrote:ANYC is only considered hot because she's in a group of tits-less horse-faced she-males. Nice rack, but the rest of her is standard-issue at best, and she appears to be dumber than a bag of batteries.