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Chad Waterbury joins the CrossFit forum: http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 880&page=4

T200 wrote:Chad Waterbury joins the CrossFit forum: http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 880&page=4

Joined by the infamous Jimmy Smith??

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showpost. ... stcount=43

Chad either

1. Wants to close the deal with ABAT
or
2. Wants her to pay for the dose of penicillin

Jimmy Smith....anything Jimmy does is better than what he's preaching now.

OH NOES!

It looks like the traditional one-two marketing blitz.

Chad wants to take Rip's piece of the Crossfit Pie!!!!! And isn't afraid to use friends across the country to whore for his wares.

from that xfit board thread: "Its good that we're all in the gym, instead of on the couch"

Oh dats a goodun.

Shaf wrote:OH NOES!

It looks like the traditional one-two marketing blitz.

Chad wants to take Rip's piece of the Crossfit Pie!!!!! And isn't afraid to use friends across the country to whore for his wares.

No conflict. Ripp takes the "beginners" and Chad gets the "intermediate/advanced" crowd. Problem solved.

Could those two be any more obvious with there fake sounding ass kissing.

Waterbury

Even when you don't agree with what a person or article states, you still manage to respect the opinions of others without resorting to personal attacks.

That's a great example to set. I wish other fitness forums would take note.

Jimmy Smith

but how could one incorporate the "Waterbury Method" with Crossfit???

What the fuck is this Waterbury method? Something involving a dick in the mouth I assume but how does it tie into fitness?

I don't know if I'm more amazed at the audacity of Smith and Dreamboat Waterbury or the fact that the @fit community totally ignored their mutual ass kissing.

Here's another revelation: Waterbury and Smith show themselves to be bigger douches than most of the @fit community. On a sad note, I was sorry to see Robb Wolf playing @fit apologist once again. I really think he's being groomed as the "heir-apparent" to the throne of cooch. Exception being Robb has actually lifted something heavier than a 750 ml bottle in the past 5 years.

I think the real Jimmy Smith is from MA.

I suspect waterbury may be looking for a new refuge since the mma.tv spat. I vaguely recall seeing one of his recent t-mag articles get slated on there too, so he may be a wandering soul at present. Poor love.

I suspect I'd get along with Waterbury just fine in person, if he could get over me laughing at some of his material.

You get paid decently to do that shit over at T-mag.

What the fuck is up with all this x-fit huddle, cuddle, group hug shit?

Fucking t-nation article, followed by x-fitters massaging their own prostates in the "discussion" thread.

Rumors of Glasshole mending fences with his enemies list.

What the fuck? Is this holy shrine of x-fit hate the only place left?

The shame, the fucking shame. This nation has gone soft. Never forgive, never forget. Fuck that asshole Glasshole forver.

Shaf wrote:I think the real Jimmy Smith is from MA.

If you are talking about the Jimmy Smith who writes for T bag, he works for a chiropractor in Greenwich, CT.

Gary John wrote: Never forgive, never forget. Fuck that asshole Glasshole forver.

That's the spirit.

It's a moral obligation to point out the fallacies of Crossfit.

It's getting more difficult, since Glassman is allowing outside influence, like Rippetoe, to morph the program way from the metcon all the time and even from some of the relative strength and gymnastics stuff.

In a while, Crossfit will have rid itself of most of the objectionable ideas and stupid exercises (sumo deadlift high pull anyone?) and then what? This thread will have to revert to commentary on the individual crossfitters stupid things.

Obviously doing shorter harder weight based workouts and getting the diet under control works, but they need to make a CF bra that sits higher for the no body fat/boob job set.

http://trailgirl.blogspot.com/

ab g-d wrote:Obviously doing shorter harder weight based workouts and getting the diet under control works, but they need to make a CF bra that sits higher for the no body fat/boob job set.

http://trailgirl.blogspot.com/

I don't give a fuck what y'all say. I'd knock that shit out tha box.

Mickey O'neil wrote:

ab g-d wrote:Obviously doing shorter harder weight based workouts and getting the diet under control works, but they need to make a CF bra that sits higher for the no body fat/boob job set.

http://trailgirl.blogspot.com/

I don't give a fuck what y'all say. I'd knock that shit out tha box.

You mean in theory you'd knock that shit out of the box, being married and all.

Don't get me wrong, me likely flat stomachs and tattoos, but that's one high flying boob job.

ab g-d wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:

ab g-d wrote:Obviously doing shorter harder weight based workouts and getting the diet under control works, but they need to make a CF bra that sits higher for the no body fat/boob job set.

http://trailgirl.blogspot.com/

I don't give a fuck what y'all say. I'd knock that shit out tha box.

You mean in theory you'd knock that shit out of the box, being married and all.

Don't get me wrong, me likely flat stomachs and tattoos, but that's one high flying boob job.

Yeah, of course.

Ed Zachary wrote:I did a bad thing.

I was perusing the Dirt Diva's train wreck of a blog and saw her and her calf less boyfriends WOD and it actually looked like something I'd enjoy.


Where's the calf meat?

Train wreck

This dude received my wrath.

Rant wrote:

Ed Zachary wrote:I did a bad thing.

I was perusing the Dirt Diva's train wreck of a blog and saw her and her calf less boyfriends WOD and it actually looked like something I'd enjoy.


Where's the calf meat?

Train wreck

This dude received my wrath.

"...Put some iron on the bar pussy and don’t start snapping glamour shots until you put 4 wheels on each end. What the flying fuck is with this shit? I gotta say that I liked lifting a whole lot better when no one was doing it. "

When a day ends with a burst of laughter reading MI, it is a good day.

ok, she's obviously quite a tasty muscle-thing. why is her deadlift max 135? do they not put any effort into 'lifting' at all?

powerlifter54 wrote:

Rant wrote:

Ed Zachary wrote:I did a bad thing.

I was perusing the Dirt Diva's train wreck of a blog and saw her and her calf less boyfriends WOD and it actually looked like something I'd enjoy.


Where's the calf meat?

Train wreck

This dude received my wrath.

"...Put some iron on the bar pussy and don’t start snapping glamour shots until you put 4 wheels on each end. What the flying fuck is with this shit? I gotta say that I liked lifting a whole lot better when no one was doing it. "

When a day ends with a burst of laughter reading MI, it is a good day.

That was indeed a fine piece of writing! This is another useful bit of criticism of the @fit douchebaggery: ripped abs in the name of "functional" fitness. Isn't this what happened after Pavel's PTP? Shit, I admit I liked the idea of "skinny strong" because I wasn't very big and it was easy to hang in single digit bodyfat and get stronger...for a period of time. Thing is, you do that for long enough and you realize you really have to get bigger and be willing to see some glute striations disappear to get stronger.

He's a long distance runner, IIRC.