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Which one of you did this?

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=41243
Joseph Jackson wrote:I have been looking at the Crossfit videos to learn the various exercises. The guys and girls in them are very strong and some have good looking bodies too. What is the Crossfit philosophy on the use of steroids? It is obvious that the girl in this work and family save link is on some kind of steroid because of her voice:

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/C...PostVBCert.wmv

What are your thoughts on crossfiters taking steroids and do you take them?
Remember, this girl in the video was competing in the crossfit games. Is crossfit supporting the use of steroids or is it cheating?


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Gin Master wrote:Which one of you did this?

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=41243
Joseph Jackson wrote:I have been looking at the Crossfit videos to learn the various exercises. The guys and girls in them are very strong and some have good looking bodies too. What is the Crossfit philosophy on the use of steroids? It is obvious that the girl in this work and family save link is on some kind of steroid because of her voice:

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/C...PostVBCert.wmv

What are your thoughts on crossfiters taking steroids and do you take them?
Remember, this girl in the video was competing in the crossfit games. Is crossfit supporting the use of steroids or is it cheating?
The kool-aid drinkers mugged the poor bastard when he suggested one of their female heroes might be a juicer.

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Ignorance is bliss, Komrades! \:D/
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She is on the sauce and has a boob job.

Nothing wrong with either one imho.
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powerlifter54 wrote:She is on the sauce and has a boob job.

Nothing wrong with either one imho.

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Forcing each participant to pay to have drug tests performed in a controlled manner changes the competition from "World's top CrossFitter" to "World's top CrossFitter who can afford to pay for a bunch of unnecessary tests."
OR, god forbid, Couch could cough up some of his gin and Cert dough and pay for testing.

This bubble's going to be awesome when it bursts. Imagine all the "guys in the field," head in hands, knowing their best just isn't good enough. They'll NEVER be a Gillian, no matter HOW many wallballs they do.

*sigh*
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protobuilder wrote:
Forcing each participant to pay to have drug tests performed in a controlled manner changes the competition from "World's top CrossFitter" to "World's top CrossFitter who can afford to pay for a bunch of unnecessary tests."
OR, god forbid, Couch could cough up some of his gin and Cert dough and pay for testing.

This bubble's going to be awesome when it bursts. Imagine all the "guys in the field," head in hands, knowing their best just isn't good enough. They'll NEVER be a Gillian, no matter HOW many wallballs they do.

*sigh*
When Couch sets aside his gin money, it goes to 40-year old porn stars:

http://www.taylorwane.com/taylor_tour/d ... chive.html
May 24th,/25th- CROSS-FIT. Cross-fit, which is a training program for navy seals, asked to hire me to be present at the CROSS FIT GAMES in July. However, it do so I had to get certified as a cross-fit trainer. I agreed of course, but when I got down to San Diego to do the certificate training, I nearly died. It was HARD!!!! Which I thought it would be, but I did successfully get certified and had the time of my life. I am not a cross-fit addict and found a gym in Santa Monica which I am going to start training at. Cross-fit games are in July, and hundreds of people go to compete against one another. You can also go to be a spectator, check it out at www.CROSSFIT.com
Look for my picture on there, at the group shot where I got certified.
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Apart from the megalomania and the cult, The Culture of Couch involves money, gin, boob jobs, steroids, and porn. Where did things go wrong?

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protobuilder wrote:
Imagine all the "guys in the field," head in hands, knowing their best just isn't good enough. They'll NEVER be a Gillian, no matter HOW many wallballs they do.

*sigh*
you're foolin' yourself if you think that all those 'guys in the field' aren't on the juice. especially in the units couch likes to use for his marketing.
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Gin Master wrote: Apart from the megalomania and the cult, The Culture of Couch involves money, gin, boob jobs, steroids, and porn. Where did things go wrong?
wrong? whaddya mean wrong? that shit is all that's right with @fit...
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May 24th,/25th- CROSS-FIT. Cross-fit, which is a training program for navy seals, asked to hire me to be present at the CROSS FIT GAMES in July.
They wanted a porn star at the @Fit games? WTF for?
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sanchezero wrote:
Gin Master wrote: Apart from the megalomania and the cult, The Culture of Couch involves money, gin, boob jobs, steroids, and porn. Where did things go wrong?
wrong? whaddya mean wrong? that shit is all that's right with @fit...
Seconded. It's time to get back to basics.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:
May 24th,/25th- CROSS-FIT. Cross-fit, which is a training program for navy seals, asked to hire me to be present at the CROSS FIT GAMES in July.
They wanted a porn star at the @Fit games? WTF for?
Probably to up the ratings. It is going to be televised, right?
I mean, I can't imagine all those sponsors chipping in and not getting some exposure (pun certainly intended), even if it's on public access (pubic access?). Who better to generate exposure than an aging pron star?

I might get back on the @fit wagon. Hitch up the flying saucers. We're going to the Gaymes!
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sanchezero wrote:
Gin Master wrote: Apart from the megalomania and the cult, The Culture of Couch involves money, gin, boob jobs, steroids, and porn. Where did things go wrong?
wrong? whaddya mean wrong? that shit is all that's right with @fit...
Don't misunderstand me. Cash money, juice, hooch, and cooze are a proven formula. Couch fucked it up when his ego ran wild and he couldn't shake the Church of Fran.

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While googling "crossfit+tits" I found a kindred spirit (on a poker forum, no less; scroll to the bottom):

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showp ... stcount=87

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Tits ahoy!
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2+2 is a fountain of hate.
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Wow. A brief googling brought up a vid of her servicing two guys in executioner's hoods. I'm glad to see that Cooch keeps it classy.
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GoDogGo! wrote:Wow. A brief googling brought up a vid of her servicing two guys in executioner's hoods. I'm glad to see that Cooch keeps it classy.
What is the power output, were there significant frictional losses, prolly not.
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Joe wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:Wow. A brief googling brought up a vid of her servicing two guys in executioner's hoods. I'm glad to see that Cooch keeps it classy.
What is the power output, were there significant frictional losses, prolly not.
Her ginormous fake jugs make her somewhat unwieldy during "Date Gone Bad." Wallball and whatnot.
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Taylor Wane:

Clean a gallon of milk in each hand and perform 50 air squats for time
You may not put the milk down to rest.
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Post time and % of Milk to comments.

We would like to dedicate this workout to the countless little fallen soldiers that Taylor first brought to *attention*.
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Perhaps the ultimate @Fit question has been posed:

"What's heavier than dowel Rod or PVC?"

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=41494
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T200 wrote:Perhaps the ultimate @Fit question has been posed:

"What's heavier than dowel Rod or PVC?"
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T200 wrote:Perhaps the ultimate @Fit question has been posed:

"What's heavier than dowel Rod or PVC?"

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=41494
Wow. Just, wow. 8-[

That thread just confirms that the @fit forum is the new Hardgaynor Round Table.
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The only thing more lame than Crossfit is fake Crossfit knockoffs.

http://www.x-fit.ca/nggallery/page-120/ ... allery-11/

You've really got to extend yourself to be a bigger bunch of weakling faggots than the original @fit.

Is this daycare for adults?

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As long as they don't copyright the use of that green carpet in a training setting, it's all good.
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