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Dunn wrote:Shit...I wouldn't touch her. I have a wife that looks like Jessica Alba why would I want a used up piece of stuff like her.

I am thinking about the money I could make whoring her out to the local rednecks. haha.

Sofa King wrote:Ugh. Typical nor-cal hipster douches. Hey, raise your hand if you ride fixie and wear a porkpie hat!

Rant wrote:Hmmm. Sheri in a hotel room with 5 dudes? Isn't that Carl in the background?


Aaaaaaaand action!

protobuilder wrote:

I know I can't afford to live alone and finding a place to rent with a dog will be tough.

Sure, blame the dog.



Diva: "Hi! I"m looking for a place to live! Any vacancies?!??!"

Landlord: "Um.....you look like a GREAT tenant ...but unfortunately we don't accept dogs."

Diva: *slinks off to consult Quote o' the Day calendar*

Dunn wrote: I have a wife that looks like Jessica Alba .

Crust Bucket wrote:

Dunn wrote: I have a wife that looks like Jessica Alba .

We want pix goddamn it pix!

Dunn wrote:Sorry bub. The last thing I am gonna do is put a damn picture up for the likes of you guys. No offense.

Dunn wrote:

Sofa King wrote:Ugh. Typical nor-cal hipster douches. Hey, raise your hand if you ride fixie and wear a porkpie hat!

Umm..I ride a fixie but no porkpie hat.

GoDogGo! wrote:

T200 wrote:Also, a rather sensitive faggot needs power rack advices...

Hey there,
Just wondering if anyone had any ideas to reduce the noise from a powerrack. I was thinking about getting a power-tech power rack and filling the metal tubing with mono-foam (insulating foam).
There is a PowerRack of this make at my gym currently, and it's rather noisey! I'm thinking the foam will cut out a lot of the sound when racking.
Any thoughts?

He should just turn up his IPod until the Enya drowns out the noise.

Sofa King wrote:

Dunn wrote:

Sofa King wrote:Ugh. Typical nor-cal hipster douches. Hey, raise your hand if you ride fixie and wear a porkpie hat!

Umm..I ride a fixie but no porkpie hat.

Sorry, you must do both to be a true hipster douche. These vermin are also known to wear sandals while riding their fixies in traffic and for perfoming the trick of not putting their foot on the ground at a stop light to avoid stopping completely (assuming, of coarse, that they stop at a light).
They are a blight in the Bay Area and areas like @fit's homeland of Santa Cruz.
Tribal band tats are encouraged, but not required for true douchery.

Angela Hart is a Concept2 Master Coach and a CrossFit certified trainer. She talks about excellence in execution on the rower, much like Coach Glassman talks about virtuosity.

protobuilder wrote:hai guise! check out the latest cultfit journal for some rowing tips:

Angela Hart is a Concept2 Master Coach and a CrossFit certified trainer. She talks about excellence in execution on the rower, much like Coach Glassman talks about virtuosity.

For the LOW, LOW price of $1000, you can become CULTFIT CERTIFIED on the rowing machine! A real steal!

Next week, how to perfect the situp. Situp certification will be offered for only $1000!

JamesonBushmill wrote:

GoDogGo! wrote:
Speaking of the old days, didn't you have a WGM Pussylegging Manifesto or something? That was hilarious.

Isn't that the one that has you admitting to being a pussylegs as part of the 12 steps, in order to move past being a pussylegs?

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Gin Master wrote:ANYC before her CF days.

Are you sure that picture is not a vision from the future? Sent by a time travelling future igx'er to warn ANYC that she's one more bad breakup and a whole tray of jelly donuts away from the deep end?

Sofa King wrote:

Rant wrote:

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

Batboy2/75 wrote:This quote is very informative.

I know I can't afford to live alone and finding a place to rent with a dog will be tough. All I can do is pray everything works out.

Forty fucking plus years old and she can't afford to live on her own?

Equally telling is that her approach to problem solving is "prayer" and a public non-appeal appeal for help. LOL at it being tough to find a place that allows dogs.

LOL! This is so West Coast.

Actually, it's rampant everywhere and Spells hit it on the head. It's passive/aggressive behavior at its worst. I don't want to find a decent job because that would mean responsibility, and I'm not about that. I can't live alone because I can't hold a real job (see above) and I'm needy as hell. So, I'll just sit here and "pray" for help; ie, wait for one of you poor suckers to come along and offer me a super cheap place to live so I can have my dog shit all over your house because I like to go running for 18 hours at a time. Good plan IMHO.

Her shtick has been around since the late 70's and even earlier. In the late 70's, punks in England would wear torn clothing, multiple piercings, and cut their hair into Mohawks, all in an effort to avoid getting a job and stay on the "dole." It really wasn't so much about "anarchy" or "chaos" as it was an effort to live a lifestyle of boozing, drugging, and music.
I see little difference between them and the beloved Dirt Devil. BTW, she fancies herself a "trainer" then suggests a "Tabata Fran." Gave me my first LOL of the day.

protobuilder wrote:hai guise! check out the latest cultfit journal for some rowing tips:

Angela Hart is a Concept2 Master Coach and a CrossFit certified trainer. She talks about excellence in execution on the rower, much like Coach Glassman talks about virtuosity.

For the LOW, LOW price of $1000, you can become CULTFIT CERTIFIED on the rowing machine! A real steal!

Next week, how to perfect the situp. Situp certification will be offered for only $1000!

Gin Master wrote:

protobuilder wrote:hai guise! check out the latest cultfit journal for some rowing tips:

Angela Hart is a Concept2 Master Coach and a CrossFit certified trainer. She talks about excellence in execution on the rower, much like Coach Glassman talks about virtuosity.

For the LOW, LOW price of $1000, you can become CULTFIT CERTIFIED on the rowing machine! A real steal!

Next week, how to perfect the situp. Situp certification will be offered for only $1000!

Interestingly enough, the CF rowing cert is only $595 with a $250 deposit.
http://www.regonline.com/builder/site/D ... tid=675599

The C2 rowing cert--presented by the motherfuckers that make the machine--is only $225.
http://www.concept2.com/us/commercial/c ... onForm.pdf

C2 clearly doesn't understand how this works.

Jake Patrick wrote:

Sofa King wrote:

Rant wrote:

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

Batboy2/75 wrote:This quote is very informative.

I know I can't afford to live alone and finding a place to rent with a dog will be tough. All I can do is pray everything works out.

Forty fucking plus years old and she can't afford to live on her own?

Equally telling is that her approach to problem solving is "prayer" and a public non-appeal appeal for help. LOL at it being tough to find a place that allows dogs.

LOL! This is so West Coast.

Actually, it's rampant everywhere and Spells hit it on the head. It's passive/aggressive behavior at its worst. I don't want to find a decent job because that would mean responsibility, and I'm not about that. I can't live alone because I can't hold a real job (see above) and I'm needy as hell. So, I'll just sit here and "pray" for help; ie, wait for one of you poor suckers to come along and offer me a super cheap place to live so I can have my dog shit all over your house because I like to go running for 18 hours at a time. Good plan IMHO.

Her shtick has been around since the late 70's and even earlier. In the late 70's, punks in England would wear torn clothing, multiple piercings, and cut their hair into Mohawks, all in an effort to avoid getting a job and stay on the "dole." It really wasn't so much about "anarchy" or "chaos" as it was an effort to live a lifestyle of boozing, drugging, and music.
I see little difference between them and the beloved Dirt Devil. BTW, she fancies herself a "trainer" then suggests a "Tabata Fran." Gave me my first LOL of the day.

Word? I didn't know this.

Gin Master wrote: Interestingly enough, the CF rowing cert is only $595 with a $250 deposit.
http://www.regonline.com/builder/site/D ... tid=675599

The C2 rowing cert--presented by the motherfuckers that make the machine--is only $225.
http://www.concept2.com/us/commercial/c ... onForm.pdf

C2 clearly doesn't understand how this works.