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Son, I hope you're making a living at this. Brilliant.


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Kraj wrote:^ Found the above flier on my car windshield. Thought I'd scan it and post it on here.
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LOL...Good stuff! =D> :supz: :rock:
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Your box is our box!
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This kid has talent.

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Kraj is one fucking stroke of brilliance after another.
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Norman U. Senchbau wrote:Kraj is one fucking stroke of brilliance after another.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Norman U. Senchbau wrote:Kraj is one fucking stroke of brilliance after another.
It is not nearly as queer as it reads. Then again . . .
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Excellent work, Kraj!

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Your box is our box.


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That returns us to the our mission. We need about 10,000 of those to put on more windshields.
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That'll do, Kraj, that'll do.

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Great stuff. =D>

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What a world we live in, where reality and satire are indistinguishable.
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One of my clients sent me this this morning he said e got it from the @Fit affiliate in Budapest.......I saw it & knew it HAD to have come from IGx

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"and living god"

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Farmer's walk with 75-95lbs per hand too challenging? Gay it up by adding a partner.

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Decided to take a break for the my constant vigilance against the forces of AKC cuntitude and dropped in on the local @fit affiliate website. Cincinnati is the Mecca for absolute douche baggery. Good luck trying to get through the first minute:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIrSYjcnDws[/youtube]

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Farmer's walk with 75-95lbs per hand too challenging? Gay it up by adding a partner.
When I used to go on the @Fit forum a little still someone asked what weight is good for farmer's walks and I was shouted down for suggesting that more than 35lbs per hand was necessary.

It was insanity. I have literally trained 9-10 year olds who used 53lb KBs in each hand for multiple sets.
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My hate still runs strong even for a Sunday.....The farmer walks were as gay as shit and those that did them should be embarrassed just for the sheer pussitude of an activity.
The Youtube Norm posted....Sorry I could only get thru the first 30 seconds. I didn't realize @lassman was charging cripples in learning how to exercise.
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Norman U. Senchbau wrote:Decided to take a break for the my constant vigilance against the forces of AKC cuntitude and dropped in on the local @fit affiliate website. Cincinnati is the Mecca for absolute douche baggery. Good luck trying to get through the first minute:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIrSYjcnDws[/youtube]

Eifersucht indeed.
I watched the whole damn thing just as a mental exercise. After the first minute I stopped being horrified and started being amused.

That was so elite that I need to run to the thesaurus and find some new adjectives that mean "more than elite."
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Of course, if a 35kg barbell is too heavy to carry, you might want to roll it, for time.

Skip ahead to 1:18 if you don't believe me.

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Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen that much FAIL crammed into slightly over four minutes.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen that much FAIL crammed into slightly over four minutes.
ROTFLMFAO! I was thinking the same thing. WTF?! Christ, I don't feel so bad about being in the 513 now.
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